That was pretty good lmao @Oliver Starley

It just made sense

Take this to <#392484867188850691>

Implying modern news isn't shitposting

https://twitter.com/boyscouts/status/983844575742693377 https://twitter.com/boyscouts/status/991677437938319365 https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/991190207864033280

https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/04/30/progressive-contortion-gun-controls-constitutionality/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

boy scouts is officially dead

but we're still going to keep the girl scouts on

the vast majority of people at the local level don't even agree with it, but they somehow got to the chief executive, so it's a top-down directive now.

and all brcause some bint wanted an eagle rank

@Valet the Clown are we still voting for you? Or is that over?

Over @Whiskey-Vargas

@Valet the Clown oh. My bad.

Hopefully this isn't fake news https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/u-s-freezes-funding-for-syrias-white-helmets/

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/05/02/utah-teen-shamed-over-racist-prom-dress-wins-praise-in-china.amp.html?__twitter_impression=true

Based

DAT

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/may/08/how-the-chicken-nugget-became-the-true-symbol-of-our-era

🤔

http://wset.com/news/local/va-sheriffs-office-releases-body-cam-video-of-traffic-stop-after-woman-claims-racism

Dindu BTFO

https://yournewswire.com/pedophile-antifa-leader-girl/

http://www.insulaqui.com/the-blog/corporations-are-theft

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5719707/Jobless-singleton-Claire-adopted-four-African-orphans-wants-home-Dorset.html

"Is she irresponsible or just full of love?"
I can't see why the two have to be mutually exclusive for one thing. Personally though, I think the only thing she's "full of" is white guilt.

Kill em all

https://acton.org/publications/transatlantic/2018/05/10/forgotten-catholic-founders-economics

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-05-10/china-proves-marx-right-on-his-200th-birthday

🤔

Mao was wrong therefore Marx was right

bad analysis.

Ah, mainstream media finally admitting they're filthy commies and commie lovers.

Finally?

http://www.businessinsider.com/journalists-brains-function-at-a-lower-level-than-average-2017-5?r=UK&IR=T

https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/998714138888032256?s=19

The jokes write themselves.

I can't understand why this guy doesn't just turn away from Islam already. He knows how fucked it is

He seems to think he has the better interpretation of the scripts.

Somehow he's convinced there's a version of the texts where Muhammad is not a violent pedophile. I don't know what that version is, and I've never seen him share his source.

According to Islam, there is no individual interpretation. Everything that is in the Quran comes straight from allah. I really don't see how he reconciles this

He's also a Shia quranist which means that he rejectes the Sunnah (Life and teachings of Mohammed). There's literally no Islam without it, so I don't know how he does it