ALIENZ

You'd have to have an independent mars which would have to be stronger than earth and even then it's still be MAD.

AND

SHEIT

I fucking hope so.

Though a religiously and culturally united mars without any massive resource waste probably would be stronger than earth...

That's why I love Russia.

Interplanetary nuclear warfare is way cooler than just blowing the entire human race out of existance in one little war.

They've got a space program

Trump seems to be rebooting the space program.

But looking at GLORIOUS EUROPA

Fuck yeah

The real gem of our solar system.

Interplanetary nukes would be useless

A PLANET WITH LIQUID WATER!

Space and Europe

Here's a good idea

White Lands

How about we don't let Islam ever leave earth?

@🅱arD 20 nuclear warheads detonated at the right place in orbit, global EMP, fucks up the Ozone, entire earth is baked in radiation nearly indefinitely.

Fuck that, too based

I can't imagine the terrible damage space jihadists could do.

They'll jihad the aliens

Let's just give all the muslims one planet and they can never leave?

If we went to war with Mars, nothing would get halfway to either planet without getting shot down.

@Chancellor Mormons already have the planets

Special underwear and such

Man, if we go into space and mormons are actually in charge... I'd be pissed in a very underwhelming way.

We should give the Muslims one giant shower and never let them leave it.

kek

Multiple wives

Like a combination of angry, drained and annoyed that just makes you go "Ugh"

Mormon Gold

Joseph Smith

Have you seen the current earth's muslim population? One shower won't do.

@Verm NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!

@Verm its a really, *really* big shower

The biggest shower

I volunteer australia to be the shower as long as I can move to the US.

Quiverful Movement

I'm torn on the middle east, by the way.