How my wife seperates hard boiled eggs from regular eggs.

epic

thats good to know

*takes notes for the future*

*plans to put eggs that say such things in bambams lunch*

also, im kinda surprised she didnt draw a benis on some of them

She's a little too sweet and innocent to do that kind of thing.

i meant a benis bear

https://twitter.com/harharstrips/status/1019431782490533897

But He didn't tho

I still get the joke

at least it isn't as bad as the fucking rib thieves

Me at college when I tell people I am a Traditionalist

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiyxSx2XUAATBEp.jpg

https://twitter.com/pontasan387957/status/1021513734697574400

CQC

We'll make it back into a church yet. Putin will make sure of that

I don't think he'll be taking Constantinople any time soon. He knows as we do that if he engages Turkey, they being NATO allies, that we'll have to get involved.

gibin' a putin about constantinople?

easy better targets are africa and the islands in caribbean

For Putin?

How the fuck is he going to hit the Caribbean?

for anyone but mainly the usa and or western nationals

surely the great putin could take a shithole in a week

Not without naval power. We could make a convincing argument that if he hit the Caribbean, he'd be threatening our interests. And against our Navy, his is a fucking joke.

In Africa, he'd be threatening European interests, and those retards would pull us in

true who rules the sea's? MERICA

Even against a few of the European navies, his is pathetic

i doubt it , trump trying to piss in the EU cheerios

Yeah, but if NATO allies start fighting Russia, how do we say no?

idk i dont think the EU' forces have the nutts anymore

maybe france but everyone esle is a laughable joke

They just might if Russia starts moving on their interests. At the very least they'll start funding groups to fight the Russians

i mean poooland maybe but everyone esle would get rekted by russia