Cute is not a word I would have ever associated with... that.

https://ircz.de/m/pics/2014/02/28/12/31/13/f3047e59e2e2445d8e64e64eadd84de0.jpeg

Imagine being that thing's living chair

There are adamantine chairs?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300520192453378048/463595714480570368/DhKKzmsUEAAts3I1.jpg https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300520192453378048/463597080166924301/DhH2qtHUYAME1M61.jpg

How my wife seperates hard boiled eggs from regular eggs.

epic

thats good to know

*takes notes for the future*

*plans to put eggs that say such things in bambams lunch*

also, im kinda surprised she didnt draw a benis on some of them

She's a little too sweet and innocent to do that kind of thing.

i meant a benis bear

https://twitter.com/harharstrips/status/1019431782490533897

But He didn't tho

I still get the joke

at least it isn't as bad as the fucking rib thieves

Me at college when I tell people I am a Traditionalist

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiyxSx2XUAATBEp.jpg

https://twitter.com/pontasan387957/status/1021513734697574400

CQC

We'll make it back into a church yet. Putin will make sure of that

I don't think he'll be taking Constantinople any time soon. He knows as we do that if he engages Turkey, they being NATO allies, that we'll have to get involved.

gibin' a putin about constantinople?

easy better targets are africa and the islands in caribbean

For Putin?

How the fuck is he going to hit the Caribbean?

for anyone but mainly the usa and or western nationals