Message from @Constantine

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2018-01-22 00:33:14 UTC  

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2018-01-22 04:17:55 UTC  

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2018-01-22 04:19:41 UTC  

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2018-01-22 04:21:15 UTC  

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2018-01-22 04:22:30 UTC  

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2018-01-22 04:23:08 UTC  

@Valet the Clown I don't get your memes. I think I'm stupid.

2018-01-22 04:25:03 UTC  

But I wouldn't survive in Mexico. And I'm a good noodle.

2018-01-22 04:25:59 UTC  

Also Constantine, are you uploading tomorrow?

2018-01-22 04:26:23 UTC  

Fair enough. You better up the damn taco output and yes. The interviews and a regular video.

2018-01-22 04:28:09 UTC  

You don't get tacos anymore remember?

2018-01-22 04:28:40 UTC  

I saved your love life, dammit. You owe me.

2018-01-22 04:28:43 UTC  

Merric Brady is already trying to send me back on a taco truck.

2018-01-22 04:29:04 UTC  

God damn it, you're right.

2018-01-22 05:27:20 UTC  

Go with her Constantine all you need is like $30 and boom your set for the week

2018-01-22 05:28:45 UTC  

To run a taco truck?

2018-01-22 05:29:34 UTC  

To live in Mexico

2018-01-22 05:31:24 UTC  

I'm not taking care of this kid. Lol I probably wouldnt survive a week on top of everything.

2018-01-22 05:32:44 UTC  

I would be president in less than a month if you took me to that shithole

2018-01-22 05:37:33 UTC  

You'd need to learn Spanish, actually be rich, and willing to gain the approval of drug dealers

2018-01-22 05:37:35 UTC  

Are you a piece of shit willing to work with cartels and steal from the people? If yes, then you would be a great Mexican president.

2018-01-22 05:38:22 UTC  

Good point whiskey I forgot about the thievery

2018-01-22 05:39:18 UTC  

I would work with the cartels and CIA in order to seize power. I've been planning this shit since I was 15

2018-01-22 05:40:20 UTC  

How do you, a right wing libertarian, plan on joining the CIA?

2018-01-22 05:42:41 UTC  

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2018-01-22 05:42:50 UTC  

I won't join the CIA, I'll get them to rig the election for me. That combined with cartel backing will be enough. I'll then use my position as president to buy arms from the Americans.

2018-01-22 05:43:15 UTC  

And then?

2018-01-22 05:44:19 UTC  

I would then use border security to bargain with the United States and get them to agree to overlook my war crimes when I go to war with the cartels

2018-01-22 05:44:32 UTC  

lol

2018-01-22 05:44:56 UTC  

So... WHY do you have to commit war crimes?

2018-01-22 05:45:09 UTC  

You would repeat what is happening?

2018-01-22 05:45:12 UTC  

How do you plan on getting the CIA to help or not have the cartels just kill you?

2018-01-22 05:45:22 UTC  

Cluster bombs

2018-01-22 05:45:46 UTC  

Why are cluster bombs useful against cartels?

2018-01-22 05:46:07 UTC  

I can also threaten to let the cartels run roughshot if the US doesn't support my war effort

2018-01-22 05:46:21 UTC  

You need to arm the people. Whenever they do, the government takes it away from them.

2018-01-22 05:46:24 UTC  

You sound like the president of Turkmenistan, an utter moron in search of power.

2018-01-22 05:47:02 UTC  

How about you just run a taco truck?

2018-01-22 05:47:02 UTC  

"How do we defeat cartels? What is our brilliant strategy?"