Message from @OtakuKing

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2018-05-11 18:19:12 UTC  

I'm planning to spread my genes by 28-30

2018-05-11 18:19:21 UTC  

@Oliver Starley do you watch Murdoch Murdoch?

2018-05-11 18:22:25 UTC  

I've seen the episode where Sargon overdosed on blue pills

2018-05-11 18:22:34 UTC  

lol

2018-05-11 18:24:04 UTC  

The person or people behind Murdoch Murdoch legit want an ethnostate right?

2018-05-11 18:24:21 UTC  

No idea.

2018-05-11 18:24:38 UTC  

Whoever they are, they're funny as shit.

2018-05-11 18:24:53 UTC  

I'll have to agree with that

2018-05-11 18:32:57 UTC  

What the shit was that?

2018-05-14 03:45:10 UTC  

beautiful

2018-05-14 03:47:31 UTC  

I miss this meme tbh

2018-05-14 14:47:55 UTC  

required viewing

2018-05-14 19:40:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/445671876669210646/Screenshot_20180514-144030_iFunny_.jpg

2018-05-14 19:41:06 UTC  

When you vote to scramble teams

2018-05-14 20:17:14 UTC  

What conflict was this?

2018-05-15 01:27:52 UTC  

Nigerian Civil War

2018-05-15 01:41:04 UTC  

I just tweeted this, but I wonder what you think is more trustworthy. A pit bull, or a male feminist?

2018-05-15 01:41:49 UTC  

A male feminist won't try to eat your children when there's sudden excitement

2018-05-15 01:42:08 UTC  

No, but he will try to rape them the moment your back is turned.

2018-05-15 01:43:54 UTC  

As a male feminist they are proud enlightened bisexuals. That means any hole's a goal.

2018-05-15 01:44:12 UTC  

That male feminist is getting the gas

2018-05-15 01:45:02 UTC  

They can now acquire a child's consent via eye contact.

2018-05-15 02:49:39 UTC  

Acquire a child's consent through changing their diaper

2018-05-15 02:51:07 UTC  

Not quite. As you know the word of the pink hairs is law. You can acquire consent to change diapers via eye contact. Therefore you can acquire consent for *anything* via eye contact.

2018-05-15 05:41:05 UTC  
2018-05-15 05:41:06 UTC  
2018-05-15 05:41:08 UTC  

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2018-05-15 15:55:28 UTC  

So who owns the Falklands then

2018-05-15 18:45:28 UTC  

Damn, son.

2018-05-16 04:16:17 UTC  

In my utopia pronography would not be banned. Instead we'd go old school Catholic. The industry would have to provide proof of fertility of both partners and the woman has to be ovulating during filming. Also, no pulling out, and no abortions. Ideally the average female porn star would only be able to make a film every 10 months or so.

2018-05-16 04:17:23 UTC  

So you'd deter porn by literally preventing them from doing it on screen. Noice