Message from @OtakuKing

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2018-05-14 03:47:31 UTC  

I miss this meme tbh

2018-05-14 14:47:55 UTC  

required viewing

2018-05-14 19:40:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/445671876669210646/Screenshot_20180514-144030_iFunny_.jpg

2018-05-14 19:41:06 UTC  

When you vote to scramble teams

2018-05-14 20:17:14 UTC  

What conflict was this?

2018-05-15 01:27:52 UTC  

Nigerian Civil War

2018-05-15 01:41:04 UTC  

I just tweeted this, but I wonder what you think is more trustworthy. A pit bull, or a male feminist?

2018-05-15 01:41:49 UTC  

A male feminist won't try to eat your children when there's sudden excitement

2018-05-15 01:42:08 UTC  

No, but he will try to rape them the moment your back is turned.

2018-05-15 01:43:54 UTC  

As a male feminist they are proud enlightened bisexuals. That means any hole's a goal.

2018-05-15 01:44:12 UTC  

That male feminist is getting the gas

2018-05-15 01:45:02 UTC  

They can now acquire a child's consent via eye contact.

2018-05-15 02:49:39 UTC  

Acquire a child's consent through changing their diaper

2018-05-15 02:51:07 UTC  

Not quite. As you know the word of the pink hairs is law. You can acquire consent to change diapers via eye contact. Therefore you can acquire consent for *anything* via eye contact.

2018-05-15 05:41:05 UTC  
2018-05-15 05:41:06 UTC  
2018-05-15 05:41:08 UTC  

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2018-05-15 15:55:28 UTC  

So who owns the Falklands then

2018-05-15 18:45:28 UTC  

Damn, son.

2018-05-16 04:16:17 UTC  

In my utopia pronography would not be banned. Instead we'd go old school Catholic. The industry would have to provide proof of fertility of both partners and the woman has to be ovulating during filming. Also, no pulling out, and no abortions. Ideally the average female porn star would only be able to make a film every 10 months or so.

2018-05-16 04:17:23 UTC  

So you'd deter porn by literally preventing them from doing it on screen. Noice

2018-05-16 04:21:06 UTC  

Oh no, they could do it on screen. Just all cream pies all the time. Basically the companies would be audited, and possibly shut down if there is even the suspicion their pregnancy to film produced ratio gets too low.

2018-05-16 14:57:10 UTC  

"...only be able to make a film every 10 months or so."

2018-05-16 14:57:24 UTC  

That's where your wrong, kiddo.

2018-05-16 21:35:23 UTC  

see, what if they do some weird shit that doesn't involve intercourse or orgasming from either party, but is made to be titilizing nonetheless?

2018-05-17 04:41:39 UTC  

Preggo porn will be illegal. Something's gotta give.

2018-05-17 12:34:25 UTC  

I'm telling you. All that's going to happen is that you'll create a market for bizarre softcore porn. It'll be like Japan, but weirder.

2018-05-17 13:44:18 UTC  

Who says that’s a bad thing

2018-05-17 14:53:58 UTC  

It's a bad thing if your goal is to crack down on degeneracy.

2018-05-17 16:26:35 UTC  

Yeah

2018-05-19 00:18:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/447191229428531206/gregskin.jpg

2018-05-19 00:19:04 UTC  

Mfw no foreskin for her to nibble on

2018-05-19 00:19:14 UTC  

I'm not even jewish

2018-05-19 01:49:22 UTC  

Oh shit, they circumsized you when you were born?

2018-05-19 01:49:59 UTC  

They listened to the stupid doctor. It's fine though, I still have sensation

2018-05-19 01:51:26 UTC  

They did the same with me. It's funny because that came into vogue to stop boys from masturbating. I can definitely confirm that shit didn't work.

2018-05-19 01:52:11 UTC  

If anything, it's more pre to cover what's been uncovered