https://twitter.com/GamingAndPandas/status/1000549474090053632?s=20

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive or am I dead
Sunkist and sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
Goddamn, shit the bed

Wat

*Loud screaming*

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/223652175673294849/449246609587568680/image.jpg

@Valet the Clown

Wut?

https://twitter.com/Fourthchan/status/1000777668277633024?s=20

https://twitter.com/zucced/status/1000542458374115328?s=20

https://twitter.com/Cacophanus/status/1001596959042355205?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=137&v=999QkUU_ZU4

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/390032-jury-awards-4-to-family-of-black-man-killed-by-sheriffs

of course it's Florida

https://twitter.com/X8GUTSHOT/status/1001531628169068544?s=20

https://twitter.com/PrequelMemesBot/status/1002066013578555392?s=20

https://twitter.com/GamingAndPandas/status/1001570527813697536?s=20

no

so there's a BP station near my house. The sign used to say "free coffee with every fill-up" but they removed most of the letters so now it says "REE". Next time I drive by I'll have to get a picture.

https://twitter.com/mrfeelswildride/status/1004077095738228736?s=20

so good

https://twitter.com/jinakhoushnaw/status/1004463889130622976?s=20

This really belongs on red pills

https://twitter.com/ritt_kyle/status/1006366194834632704?s=20

https://twitter.com/MullahvsAllah/status/1006289912662974466

https://twitter.com/KimoForce/status/1007371323335696384?s=17

When people say "optics matter", this is what they mean:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcSFSeZ2w4

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1007586324205862912?s=17

https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1008208633602232320

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/barack-obama-to-play-donald-trump-in-new-netflix-series-t20162.html

"The same applies to Michelle, who for eight years as First Lady acted as if she were a fashion model, but could never become one for obvious reasons," added the Obama therapist. "Her brave decision to become Melania and perform the nude scenes without body doubles is expected to have a miraculous healing effect on her self-image."

The Onion 2.0?