Message from @OtakuKing

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2018-06-19 11:54:24 UTC  

"The same applies to Michelle, who for eight years as First Lady acted as if she were a fashion model, but could never become one for obvious reasons," added the Obama therapist. "Her brave decision to become Melania and perform the nude scenes without body doubles is expected to have a miraculous healing effect on her self-image."

2018-06-19 20:01:51 UTC  

The Onion 2.0?

2018-06-19 20:03:39 UTC  

a very good parody blog @Chaos Marine

2018-06-19 20:06:50 UTC  

It's... I don't know what adjective to use for the notion that that could easily be seen as reality and not fiction

2018-06-19 20:06:59 UTC  

Live has become stranger than The Onion.

2018-06-21 02:24:58 UTC  

So I've got a JQ that's different from the usualy JQ. here it is.

2018-06-21 02:26:55 UTC  

If there is an international Jewish conspiracy. Or just a tendency for jews to favor other jews in far exess of what is healthy then why is it so many are neither concervatives nor zionists, and are not practicing jews?

2018-06-21 02:32:19 UTC  

They're using the Jewish label to deflect from when people start noticing how overrepresented they are

2018-06-21 02:42:47 UTC  

What I'm trying to say is if Soros, and his kind in finance. As well as jews in hollywood are actually JINGOs (Jewish in genetics only)

2018-06-21 02:43:42 UTC  

Wouldn't it just be JIGOs?

2018-06-21 02:44:07 UTC  

You're right. but JINGOs sounded better in my head.

2018-06-22 13:20:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/459709224620916737/804DD177-DE16-4F40-AE2C-52F374A28DFC.jpg

2018-06-22 16:59:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/459764283421491200/unknown.png

2018-06-22 16:59:42 UTC  

They couldn't even try to make her look like a woman

2018-06-22 17:14:31 UTC  

who was that? @deusvult

2018-06-22 17:14:38 UTC  

another lefty terrorist

2018-06-22 17:14:52 UTC  

or native-american genderfluid therapist?

2018-06-26 14:23:57 UTC  

It legitimately surprises me that that was actually approved and made by the BBC.

2018-06-28 00:54:59 UTC  

Wall proposal: when the wall is built, put some openings in it and stick some welfare money just inside, except they actually lead into gas chambers, sort of like a huge roach motel. Problem solved.

2018-06-28 00:55:23 UTC  

Or, we can tax remittances

2018-06-28 00:56:08 UTC  

Awww. But libs already think border are the equivalent of death camps!

2018-06-28 00:56:18 UTC  

Nah I'm with you, that's a good idea

2018-06-28 01:01:27 UTC  

TBH, this wouldn't be a problem if the conquistadors could just keep it in their pants

2018-06-30 04:31:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/462475159618715669/image.jpg

2018-06-30 19:04:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/462694933699231764/Yeah_unfortunately_quite_a_few_interesting_types_are_like_that..jpg

2018-07-03 00:00:08 UTC  

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

2018-07-03 21:09:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/463813463417028638/unknown.png

2018-07-03 21:13:37 UTC  

Um, wat?

2018-07-03 22:23:56 UTC  

the soy is strong

2018-07-03 22:24:34 UTC  

I still don't get it, like a BDSM slave or what?

2018-07-03 23:07:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/463843188243824641/IMG_20180702_091734.jpg

2018-07-04 00:11:02 UTC  

Context needed.

2018-07-04 01:54:46 UTC  

Thots never change. Do not give them money. Do not be nice to them.