Lucifarians think the devil is a real thing, but think he is swell, for various reasons.

i would say the say thing but opp

both are shitty i can tell you this much

😉

10/10 would gas

Well... splitting like a tuber is better than the some of the alternatives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk

WOKE mormons

we gotta get to that star!

maybe that why trump want a space force

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Oh man.

>endless spiritual sex

We gotta talk to the Trump Space Force guy.

We got a pitch to end all pitch

the feel when no endless spirt sex

Waint until Mormon God give mary the bedroom eyes.

😦 #sad

Oh I think I sent the wrong cartoon. Was trying to send the one where they claim God has literal sex with Mary.

according to this, dark-skinned people are like, the devil's gang

dude i think your converting me to mormonism

mormons did what scientology wanted to do, but they kept the good stuff

it even eggplanes nogs

>tfw no red feather hebrews

Oh, nvm that was the right one.

actual might be true on that

whites where here in north america befor feather niggers

Smh what have I done.

grumple bee started my path into the mormon church

you even get magic mormon undies

kek

I've actually trying to become a Methodist recently

that's kool cap

gotta fix this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7bukaRhbI0&t=13s

Really good suggestions for kid names though

"Kip Sweatervest" is a personal fave.

Fucking gnostics. They're the reason why Jesus is so skewed in Islam. Mohammed heard about Him through gnostics and other heretical groups and assumed it was true by putting it down in the Koran.

One of the gnostic views that ended up in the Koran was the thought that Jesus didn't die on the cross but was replaced with someone that looked like Him

The difference is that gnostics viewed Jesus as being too great to die such a pitiful death, so they made up stuff to cope

lol face off jesus

i like it