Oh man.

>endless spiritual sex

We gotta talk to the Trump Space Force guy.

We got a pitch to end all pitch

the feel when no endless spirt sex

Waint until Mormon God give mary the bedroom eyes.

😦 #sad

Oh I think I sent the wrong cartoon. Was trying to send the one where they claim God has literal sex with Mary.

according to this, dark-skinned people are like, the devil's gang

dude i think your converting me to mormonism

mormons did what scientology wanted to do, but they kept the good stuff

it even eggplanes nogs

>tfw no red feather hebrews

Oh, nvm that was the right one.

actual might be true on that

whites where here in north america befor feather niggers

Smh what have I done.

grumple bee started my path into the mormon church

you even get magic mormon undies

kek

I've actually trying to become a Methodist recently

that's kool cap

gotta fix this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7bukaRhbI0&t=13s

Really good suggestions for kid names though

"Kip Sweatervest" is a personal fave.

Fucking gnostics. They're the reason why Jesus is so skewed in Islam. Mohammed heard about Him through gnostics and other heretical groups and assumed it was true by putting it down in the Koran.

One of the gnostic views that ended up in the Koran was the thought that Jesus didn't die on the cross but was replaced with someone that looked like Him

The difference is that gnostics viewed Jesus as being too great to die such a pitiful death, so they made up stuff to cope

lol face off jesus

i like it

I can't wait for this whole thing to end so hopefully, all of us can be with Him again

^ that seems to be a big point in why i disagree with alot of chirstians

more of a death cult view of life and deafest in nature

The point is to live life fully and piously though

also leads in to degeneracy

I don't know all the particulars but that's what I know so far

fuck it jesus forgibs

let me poz this butthole and do more molly

well it says our days are numbered, so we end up here as long as we are supposed to and trying to speed it up or wringing our hands saying "Gods will" i dont think is quite what he has in mind.... more we are here and turning the world upside down to fix things

He won't forgive you blaspheming against the Holy Spirit. That's the one unforgivable sin