Message from @REEDSEEJBAMBAM

Discord ID: 481639873024098314


2018-08-22 01:39:18 UTC  

though they don't have to if they don't want to.

2018-08-22 01:39:36 UTC  

true sex sells

2018-08-22 01:39:58 UTC  

There's a gym in the back where the fatties can lift and do cardio while the sermon is pumped in.

2018-08-22 01:40:13 UTC  

That is a cheapening of Christianity.

2018-08-22 01:40:15 UTC  

can i trade baked goods instead?

2018-08-22 01:40:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481638774342942720/white-sharia.png

2018-08-22 01:40:34 UTC  

Also, 40+ women with 3+ kids are exempt of course.

2018-08-22 01:40:44 UTC  

ALLLLLAHHHHHH SNAKKKKKBARRRR

2018-08-22 01:41:47 UTC  

In a town I used to live in there is a church called "Lord's Gym" with a giant painting of a crucified Jesus doing pushups painted on the outside wall.

2018-08-22 01:42:02 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-22 01:42:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481639193672417281/image.jpg

2018-08-22 01:42:30 UTC  

lol i when a catholic church most of my life

2018-08-22 01:42:38 UTC  

Christ would be outraged by such a disrespectful attitude towards his faith.

2018-08-22 01:42:40 UTC  

It used to be a pizza place with a pipe organ. I've never been inside it, but I am 100% certian they ripped the pipe organ out so they could have a modern praise band.

2018-08-22 01:42:43 UTC  

we had CHUCK NORRIS JESUS

2018-08-22 01:43:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481639493112299521/chuck_norris_as_jesus_by_possumcuber.png

2018-08-22 01:43:27 UTC  

^ this but in color no shit i kid you not

2018-08-22 01:43:48 UTC  

I think He's be more upset at His depiction of Him submerged in piss

2018-08-22 01:43:53 UTC  

i think Christ would be far more outraged at the tainting of his faith than the mocking of it...

2018-08-22 01:44:48 UTC  

The idea that women should use their sexuality to attract men to the church is disgusting.

2018-08-22 01:44:54 UTC  

idk i always find it light heart that every group makes jesus look like them

2018-08-22 01:45:08 UTC  

In case you thought I was kidding.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481639934944477195/JCBRO.jpg

2018-08-22 01:45:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481640005966495744/image.jpg

2018-08-22 01:45:26 UTC  

Black Jesus and Mary

2018-08-22 01:45:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481640041408364545/3eb27e1adf51b3a3effe47f325f16611--christian-living-christian-art.png

2018-08-22 01:45:44 UTC  

At least Muslims are respectful toward their God.

2018-08-22 01:45:49 UTC  

I like his eyeroll.

2018-08-22 01:45:53 UTC  

Which is why they are winning and we are losing.

2018-08-22 01:47:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481640410410647563/keep-calm-and-mexican-jesus-rules-the-world.png

2018-08-22 01:47:32 UTC  

Mestizos weren't even a thing until 1600 minimum. How does that make any sense?

2018-08-22 01:47:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481640591399321600/image.jpg

2018-08-22 01:47:46 UTC  

Asian Jesus

2018-08-22 01:47:55 UTC  

That makes even less sense.

2018-08-22 01:48:04 UTC  

By the way the Patriarchy Show will be streaming at 10 pm.

2018-08-22 01:48:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481640671778832394/eNrhwiz.png

2018-08-22 01:48:27 UTC  

no fu man chu?

2018-08-22 01:48:31 UTC  

Yet, Aryan Jesus is the only one worthy of mockery.

2018-08-22 01:48:31 UTC  

lame

2018-08-22 01:48:45 UTC  

Yeah, pebbles that was a wasted opportunity to be sure.

2018-08-22 01:48:59 UTC  

js

2018-08-22 01:49:06 UTC  

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