Message from @Thomas O'Malley
Discord ID: 481639305635168257
gave him a major out
^
come on take the booty are runnnn
yea yea
White sharia is bs. Women should be all about enticing a husband, and after marriage enticing their husband to impregnate them as much as possible. While using their sensuality to passivey promote their churches. "Men, come to this church. We got hot chicks salivating for a man to serve."
In order to attend church in the main room, women must have a thigh gap.
b cups or larger
and be able to pull off a bare midriff
though they don't have to if they don't want to.
true sex sells
There's a gym in the back where the fatties can lift and do cardio while the sermon is pumped in.
That is a cheapening of Christianity.
can i trade baked goods instead?
Also, 40+ women with 3+ kids are exempt of course.
ALLLLLAHHHHHH SNAKKKKKBARRRR
In a town I used to live in there is a church called "Lord's Gym" with a giant painting of a crucified Jesus doing pushups painted on the outside wall.
Lol
lol i when a catholic church most of my life
It used to be a pizza place with a pipe organ. I've never been inside it, but I am 100% certian they ripped the pipe organ out so they could have a modern praise band.
we had CHUCK NORRIS JESUS
^ this but in color no shit i kid you not
I think He's be more upset at His depiction of Him submerged in piss
i think Christ would be far more outraged at the tainting of his faith than the mocking of it...
The idea that women should use their sexuality to attract men to the church is disgusting.
idk i always find it light heart that every group makes jesus look like them
In case you thought I was kidding.
Black Jesus and Mary
At least Muslims are respectful toward their God.
I like his eyeroll.
Which is why they are winning and we are losing.
Mestizos weren't even a thing until 1600 minimum. How does that make any sense?
Asian Jesus
That makes even less sense.