Message from @REEDSEEJBAMBAM

Discord ID: 481637828241915904


2018-08-22 01:33:06 UTC  

Poles are Catholic.

2018-08-22 01:33:12 UTC  

lol i have a friend who likes this pope because she feels like she could sit down and have tea with him

2018-08-22 01:33:15 UTC  

Also, beware of any pastor that talks about sports from the pulpit, or dwells on pop cultural ephimeria.

2018-08-22 01:33:17 UTC  

le sigh

2018-08-22 01:33:30 UTC  

I want my popes aloof af!

2018-08-22 01:33:32 UTC  

The people who attend Latin Mass are fine.

2018-08-22 01:33:36 UTC  

Look for one in your state https://oca.org/parishes

2018-08-22 01:34:07 UTC  

you gonna start handing out pamphlets @Oliver Starley

2018-08-22 01:34:10 UTC  

i could handle a little sport ball in trade for no more money for haiti/ not having a gay pride event in the church

2018-08-22 01:34:39 UTC  

or rainbow benches saying "all are welcome"

2018-08-22 01:34:47 UTC  

I don't have pamphlets, but if you find a church, they might have some to give you

2018-08-22 01:35:04 UTC  

i was making a mormon joke

2018-08-22 01:35:08 UTC  

Also, no mormons, charismatics, 18th century founded denominations of any kind (7th day, JWs, etc)

2018-08-22 01:35:11 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-22 01:35:27 UTC  

Mormonism is basically white islam

2018-08-22 01:35:32 UTC  

Unless you're geographically able to join the snake handlers. That's too hilarious.

2018-08-22 01:35:38 UTC  

It really really is, Oliver.

2018-08-22 01:36:32 UTC  

The church we need. The reformation we need. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRujuE-GIY4&ab_channel=mutant763

2018-08-22 01:36:36 UTC  

white sharia is the motto

2018-08-22 01:36:41 UTC  

i gave bambam the option to run off to utah and have many wives, but he said no

2018-08-22 01:36:46 UTC  

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2018-08-22 01:36:54 UTC  

gave him a major out

2018-08-22 01:37:05 UTC  

^

2018-08-22 01:37:33 UTC  

come on take the booty are runnnn

2018-08-22 01:37:39 UTC  

yea yea

2018-08-22 01:38:28 UTC  

White sharia is bs. Women should be all about enticing a husband, and after marriage enticing their husband to impregnate them as much as possible. While using their sensuality to passivey promote their churches. "Men, come to this church. We got hot chicks salivating for a man to serve."

2018-08-22 01:38:45 UTC  

In order to attend church in the main room, women must have a thigh gap.

2018-08-22 01:38:59 UTC  

b cups or larger

2018-08-22 01:39:11 UTC  

and be able to pull off a bare midriff

2018-08-22 01:39:18 UTC  

though they don't have to if they don't want to.

2018-08-22 01:39:36 UTC  

true sex sells

2018-08-22 01:39:58 UTC  

There's a gym in the back where the fatties can lift and do cardio while the sermon is pumped in.

2018-08-22 01:40:13 UTC  

That is a cheapening of Christianity.

2018-08-22 01:40:15 UTC  

can i trade baked goods instead?

2018-08-22 01:40:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481638774342942720/white-sharia.png

2018-08-22 01:40:34 UTC  

Also, 40+ women with 3+ kids are exempt of course.

2018-08-22 01:40:44 UTC  

ALLLLLAHHHHHH SNAKKKKKBARRRR

2018-08-22 01:41:47 UTC  

In a town I used to live in there is a church called "Lord's Gym" with a giant painting of a crucified Jesus doing pushups painted on the outside wall.

2018-08-22 01:42:02 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-22 01:42:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/481639193672417281/image.jpg

2018-08-22 01:42:30 UTC  

lol i when a catholic church most of my life