Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 317390513252728842


2017-05-25 19:54:58 UTC  

i dont listen to that anymore

2017-05-25 19:55:03 UTC  

they talk abuot stupid stuff too often

2017-05-25 19:55:14 UTC  

Please tell me you skipped the EP where I convinced my kids that Adolf Hitler leaves money under their pillow when they lose a tooth

2017-05-25 19:55:20 UTC  

i prefer my stupid discussion to be charged with t and coming from a man named doc mayhem

2017-05-25 19:55:20 UTC  

i did

2017-05-25 19:55:23 UTC  

but now youre even better

2017-05-25 19:55:28 UTC  

behead those who insult the esoteric dadposting of the fatherland

2017-05-25 19:55:28 UTC  

I don't do that shit anymore.

2017-05-25 19:55:30 UTC  

Once I found one of the cohosts was actually a dolphin using a voice modulator to sound human I quit

2017-05-25 19:55:36 UTC  

LMAO

2017-05-25 19:55:37 UTC  

lol

2017-05-25 19:55:42 UTC  

@Hand Banana that's my favorite fatherland moment tbh

2017-05-25 19:55:54 UTC  

YES

2017-05-25 19:55:54 UTC  

I AM DOING THAT NEXT EP

2017-05-25 19:56:08 UTC  

my favorite fatherland moment was when he finally fucking named the intro song and other songs in the thing

2017-05-25 19:56:10 UTC  

so that i could find them

2017-05-25 19:56:13 UTC  

and put them in my comfy playlist

2017-05-25 19:56:23 UTC  

ok lads time to go squat

2017-05-25 19:56:28 UTC  

polish lad cant google lyrics

2017-05-25 19:56:29 UTC  

whew

2017-05-25 19:56:35 UTC  

Funny thing is, everyone thinks I'm drunk for these moments with my kids. Nah. Drunk? We play catch, goof off and act like normies. NOT drunk is when shit like "Hitler is the Tooth Fairy" comes up

2017-05-25 19:56:41 UTC  

@badtanman typing is beneath me

2017-05-25 19:56:42 UTC  

did you not just search "sleepy time gal"

2017-05-25 19:56:49 UTC  

i employ a manservant to type for me

2017-05-25 19:56:49 UTC  

Implying agency

2017-05-25 19:56:58 UTC  

the intro song

2017-05-25 19:57:02 UTC  

is not sleepy time gal

2017-05-25 19:57:15 UTC  

Fun fact, most of the break music is chosen by me. You're welcome for getting it out of 1930s ragtime into 1940s white people jazz

2017-05-25 19:57:26 UTC  
2017-05-25 19:57:29 UTC  

thank you

2017-05-25 19:57:48 UTC  

(((white people))) jazz

2017-05-25 19:58:16 UTC  

music is designed by satan to get you to relax and not be praising jahova in quiet time

2017-05-25 19:58:16 UTC  

tbh

2017-05-25 19:58:28 UTC  

"jahova"
Kys

2017-05-25 19:58:52 UTC  

christianity is judaism t varg vikernes buy my book

2017-05-25 19:58:57 UTC  

Yeah I gotta countersignal the Mormons despite their redheads.

2017-05-25 19:59:07 UTC  

varg is a dumbass in all fields except music.

2017-05-25 19:59:10 UTC  

Jim is right. Satan comes in pleasing forms. And that form is redheads with alabaster skin and freckles

2017-05-25 19:59:13 UTC  

varg is not dumb and is right

2017-05-25 19:59:28 UTC  

varg is a white nigger

2017-05-25 19:59:43 UTC  

@Hand Banana does satan also come in the form of videos of cute dogs on the internet