how would you know

same mine was mid 140s as a child. I feel like I operate on like 128.

My kids disagree because I make them do chores and homework and read and go to church and sheeeeiiiiit

How do I reconcile these high IQs with THE FACT that all white racists are inbred fools

because i listened to the papaland

i dont listen to that anymore

they talk abuot stupid stuff too often

Please tell me you skipped the EP where I convinced my kids that Adolf Hitler leaves money under their pillow when they lose a tooth

i prefer my stupid discussion to be charged with t and coming from a man named doc mayhem

i did

but now youre even better

behead those who insult the esoteric dadposting of the fatherland

I don't do that shit anymore.

Once I found one of the cohosts was actually a dolphin using a voice modulator to sound human I quit

LMAO

lol

@Hand Banana that's my favorite fatherland moment tbh

YES

I AM DOING THAT NEXT EP

my favorite fatherland moment was when he finally fucking named the intro song and other songs in the thing

so that i could find them

and put them in my comfy playlist

ok lads time to go squat

polish lad cant google lyrics

whew

Funny thing is, everyone thinks I'm drunk for these moments with my kids. Nah. Drunk? We play catch, goof off and act like normies. NOT drunk is when shit like "Hitler is the Tooth Fairy" comes up

@badtanman typing is beneath me

did you not just search "sleepy time gal"

i employ a manservant to type for me

Implying agency

the intro song

is not sleepy time gal

Fun fact, most of the break music is chosen by me. You're welcome for getting it out of 1930s ragtime into 1940s white people jazz

holy shit top comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrwiYHuXQsw

thank you

(((white people))) jazz

music is designed by satan to get you to relax and not be praising jahova in quiet time

tbh

"jahova"
Kys

christianity is judaism t varg vikernes buy my book

Yeah I gotta countersignal the Mormons despite their redheads.