Message from @Hand Banana

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2017-05-25 20:01:34 UTC  

But not @Roscoe Jesus wants him to have a harem. It's in the bible. Look it up

2017-05-25 20:01:47 UTC  

@Hand Banana if thats true then why does it eat up like 2 hours of my time on finals nights

2017-05-25 20:02:00 UTC  

AND LO I SAY UNTO THEE THIS DUDE ROSCOE MUST HAVE A HAREM BECAUSE REASONS. Book of Chad 21:6

2017-05-25 20:02:14 UTC  

obviously satan is trying to keep me from doing well in my classes, so that i have to study more, so i have less time in the gym, so that i am less capable of impregnating sinead mccarthy

2017-05-25 20:02:19 UTC  

satan is attacking me

2017-05-25 20:02:34 UTC  

I will help you in this most holy quest.

2017-05-25 20:02:39 UTC  

nono help me

2017-05-25 20:02:41 UTC  

i want sinead

2017-05-25 20:02:48 UTC  

also if jesus wants us to be happy why doesn't he let me snort meth out of a child's armpit

2017-05-25 20:02:50 UTC  

She has two orificies there guy. Double tag.

2017-05-25 20:02:55 UTC  

ugh no

2017-05-25 20:03:15 UTC  

theres not enough room for me and badtanman and badtanman's gut

2017-05-25 20:03:22 UTC  

hes right you know

2017-05-25 20:03:23 UTC  

@Convo ancapistan is implicitly chrisitan

2017-05-25 20:03:23 UTC  

So put Sineade in the middle.

2017-05-25 20:03:29 UTC  

God you guys are not being solution oriented

2017-05-25 20:03:37 UTC  

the solution is to nuke poland

2017-05-25 20:03:42 UTC  

@Hand Banana the only solution i want here is the final solution

2017-05-25 20:03:48 UTC  

Nice try there.

2017-05-25 20:03:53 UTC  

No, this is happening.

2017-05-25 20:04:01 UTC  

While Kyle cries and masturbates in the corner

2017-05-25 20:04:01 UTC  

HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER

2017-05-25 20:04:05 UTC  

sinead will stab me to death with her massive jewish nose

2017-05-25 20:04:25 UTC  

DAMN IT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CUTE DOGS YOU FUCKERS

2017-05-25 20:04:27 UTC  

and then she wil lgive birth in a kiddy pool and wil ldrown me in it

2017-05-25 20:04:55 UTC  

S O ME

2017-05-25 20:04:57 UTC  

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2017-05-25 20:04:57 UTC  

FO L K S

2017-05-25 20:04:59 UTC  

A R E

2017-05-25 20:05:01 UTC  

B O R N

2017-05-25 20:05:01 UTC  
2017-05-25 20:05:31 UTC  

>ywn have blonde eyebrows

2017-05-25 20:05:33 UTC  

why live

2017-05-25 20:05:48 UTC  

I have blonde eyebrows. And hair.

2017-05-25 20:05:54 UTC  

i'm old as fuck what does ywn mean?

2017-05-25 20:05:54 UTC  

Yet a red beard. It's strange.

2017-05-25 20:06:08 UTC  

you will never

2017-05-25 20:06:14 UTC  

that's anglo as fuck Ken

2017-05-25 20:06:18 UTC  

@Roscoe stop being old

2017-05-25 20:08:35 UTC  

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