Message from @Convo

Discord ID: 317391344400072705


2017-05-25 19:56:42 UTC  

did you not just search "sleepy time gal"

2017-05-25 19:56:49 UTC  

i employ a manservant to type for me

2017-05-25 19:56:49 UTC  

Implying agency

2017-05-25 19:56:58 UTC  

the intro song

2017-05-25 19:57:02 UTC  

is not sleepy time gal

2017-05-25 19:57:15 UTC  

Fun fact, most of the break music is chosen by me. You're welcome for getting it out of 1930s ragtime into 1940s white people jazz

2017-05-25 19:57:26 UTC  
2017-05-25 19:57:29 UTC  

thank you

2017-05-25 19:57:48 UTC  

(((white people))) jazz

2017-05-25 19:58:16 UTC  

music is designed by satan to get you to relax and not be praising jahova in quiet time

2017-05-25 19:58:16 UTC  

tbh

2017-05-25 19:58:28 UTC  

"jahova"
Kys

2017-05-25 19:58:52 UTC  

christianity is judaism t varg vikernes buy my book

2017-05-25 19:58:57 UTC  

Yeah I gotta countersignal the Mormons despite their redheads.

2017-05-25 19:59:07 UTC  

varg is a dumbass in all fields except music.

2017-05-25 19:59:10 UTC  

Jim is right. Satan comes in pleasing forms. And that form is redheads with alabaster skin and freckles

2017-05-25 19:59:13 UTC  

varg is not dumb and is right

2017-05-25 19:59:28 UTC  

varg is a white nigger

2017-05-25 19:59:43 UTC  

@Hand Banana does satan also come in the form of videos of cute dogs on the internet

2017-05-25 19:59:44 UTC  

all his books on paganism can be summarized as [citation needed]

2017-05-25 19:59:53 UTC  

@badtanman not you too

2017-05-25 19:59:57 UTC  

lol

2017-05-25 20:00:13 UTC  

>shitting in a bucket
>white
lol

2017-05-25 20:00:53 UTC  

don't talk about Varg's family like that

2017-05-25 20:01:16 UTC  

No, cute dogs on the internet is Christ Like. Jesus wants us to be happy, and love the creatures of the earth and each other.

2017-05-25 20:01:34 UTC  

But not @Roscoe Jesus wants him to have a harem. It's in the bible. Look it up

2017-05-25 20:01:47 UTC  

@Hand Banana if thats true then why does it eat up like 2 hours of my time on finals nights

2017-05-25 20:02:00 UTC  

AND LO I SAY UNTO THEE THIS DUDE ROSCOE MUST HAVE A HAREM BECAUSE REASONS. Book of Chad 21:6

2017-05-25 20:02:14 UTC  

obviously satan is trying to keep me from doing well in my classes, so that i have to study more, so i have less time in the gym, so that i am less capable of impregnating sinead mccarthy

2017-05-25 20:02:19 UTC  

satan is attacking me

2017-05-25 20:02:34 UTC  

I will help you in this most holy quest.

2017-05-25 20:02:39 UTC  

nono help me

2017-05-25 20:02:41 UTC  

i want sinead

2017-05-25 20:02:48 UTC  

also if jesus wants us to be happy why doesn't he let me snort meth out of a child's armpit

2017-05-25 20:02:50 UTC  

She has two orificies there guy. Double tag.

2017-05-25 20:02:55 UTC  

ugh no

2017-05-25 20:03:15 UTC  

theres not enough room for me and badtanman and badtanman's gut

2017-05-25 20:03:22 UTC  

hes right you know

2017-05-25 20:03:23 UTC  

@Convo ancapistan is implicitly chrisitan

2017-05-25 20:03:23 UTC  

So put Sineade in the middle.

2017-05-25 20:03:29 UTC  

God you guys are not being solution oriented