Message from @☇Unlimited Power☇

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2017-05-25 19:56:13 UTC  

and put them in my comfy playlist

2017-05-25 19:56:23 UTC  

ok lads time to go squat

2017-05-25 19:56:28 UTC  

polish lad cant google lyrics

2017-05-25 19:56:29 UTC  

whew

2017-05-25 19:56:35 UTC  

Funny thing is, everyone thinks I'm drunk for these moments with my kids. Nah. Drunk? We play catch, goof off and act like normies. NOT drunk is when shit like "Hitler is the Tooth Fairy" comes up

2017-05-25 19:56:41 UTC  

@badtanman typing is beneath me

2017-05-25 19:56:42 UTC  

did you not just search "sleepy time gal"

2017-05-25 19:56:49 UTC  

i employ a manservant to type for me

2017-05-25 19:56:49 UTC  

Implying agency

2017-05-25 19:56:58 UTC  

the intro song

2017-05-25 19:57:02 UTC  

is not sleepy time gal

2017-05-25 19:57:15 UTC  

Fun fact, most of the break music is chosen by me. You're welcome for getting it out of 1930s ragtime into 1940s white people jazz

2017-05-25 19:57:26 UTC  
2017-05-25 19:57:29 UTC  

thank you

2017-05-25 19:57:48 UTC  

(((white people))) jazz

2017-05-25 19:58:16 UTC  

music is designed by satan to get you to relax and not be praising jahova in quiet time

2017-05-25 19:58:16 UTC  

tbh

2017-05-25 19:58:28 UTC  

"jahova"
Kys

2017-05-25 19:58:52 UTC  

christianity is judaism t varg vikernes buy my book

2017-05-25 19:58:57 UTC  

Yeah I gotta countersignal the Mormons despite their redheads.

2017-05-25 19:59:07 UTC  

varg is a dumbass in all fields except music.

2017-05-25 19:59:10 UTC  

Jim is right. Satan comes in pleasing forms. And that form is redheads with alabaster skin and freckles

2017-05-25 19:59:13 UTC  

varg is not dumb and is right

2017-05-25 19:59:28 UTC  

varg is a white nigger

2017-05-25 19:59:43 UTC  

@Hand Banana does satan also come in the form of videos of cute dogs on the internet

2017-05-25 19:59:44 UTC  

all his books on paganism can be summarized as [citation needed]

2017-05-25 19:59:53 UTC  

@badtanman not you too

2017-05-25 19:59:57 UTC  

lol

2017-05-25 20:00:13 UTC  

>shitting in a bucket
>white
lol

2017-05-25 20:00:53 UTC  

don't talk about Varg's family like that

2017-05-25 20:01:16 UTC  

No, cute dogs on the internet is Christ Like. Jesus wants us to be happy, and love the creatures of the earth and each other.

2017-05-25 20:01:34 UTC  

But not @Roscoe Jesus wants him to have a harem. It's in the bible. Look it up

2017-05-25 20:01:47 UTC  

@Hand Banana if thats true then why does it eat up like 2 hours of my time on finals nights

2017-05-25 20:02:00 UTC  

AND LO I SAY UNTO THEE THIS DUDE ROSCOE MUST HAVE A HAREM BECAUSE REASONS. Book of Chad 21:6

2017-05-25 20:02:14 UTC  

obviously satan is trying to keep me from doing well in my classes, so that i have to study more, so i have less time in the gym, so that i am less capable of impregnating sinead mccarthy

2017-05-25 20:02:19 UTC  

satan is attacking me

2017-05-25 20:02:34 UTC  

I will help you in this most holy quest.

2017-05-25 20:02:39 UTC  

nono help me

2017-05-25 20:02:41 UTC  

i want sinead

2017-05-25 20:02:48 UTC  

also if jesus wants us to be happy why doesn't he let me snort meth out of a child's armpit

2017-05-25 20:02:50 UTC  

She has two orificies there guy. Double tag.