Message from @badtanman

Discord ID: 317449316333780993


2017-05-25 23:45:37 UTC  

ann coulter is fantastic don't be a tard

2017-05-25 23:45:55 UTC  

i was going to say i have a thicc med qt for you if you ever come to jersey but now idk

2017-05-25 23:45:59 UTC  

yeah but shes not alt-right

2017-05-25 23:46:03 UTC  

also is that true

2017-05-25 23:46:05 UTC  

yes she is

2017-05-25 23:46:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/317448297285681153/unknown.png

2017-05-25 23:46:26 UTC  

well she's just a girl at the salon that i've only talked to because she was cutting my hair but uh yes

2017-05-25 23:46:33 UTC  

nice

2017-05-25 23:46:36 UTC  

get a hair cut

2017-05-25 23:46:38 UTC  

tell her about me

2017-05-25 23:47:07 UTC  

"hey girl got this amazing man for you so just to be sure, italian and portuguese isn't race mixing right? hello? why are you walking away?"

2017-05-25 23:47:25 UTC  

oh itll be fineee

2017-05-25 23:48:11 UTC  

we need to meme this hard

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/317448799905775618/Screen_Shot_2017-05-25_at_7.47.45_PM.png

2017-05-25 23:48:20 UTC  

i always leave the tips in cash so she doesn't have to pay taxes so she owes me one

2017-05-25 23:48:56 UTC  

always leave tips in cash

2017-05-25 23:49:06 UTC  

unless its a non white then don't tip

2017-05-25 23:49:45 UTC  

honestly i can't bring myself not to tip if they provided decent service idk how you guys do that as white people

2017-05-25 23:50:00 UTC  

sure i'd murder your children in the race war but you were polite in taking my order so here's 15%

2017-05-25 23:50:01 UTC  

I usually leave 1 fecking dollar

2017-05-25 23:50:05 UTC  

ive only not tipped ONCE

2017-05-25 23:50:14 UTC  

and it was because the guy brought drinks AFTER the meal

2017-05-25 23:50:15 UTC  

i usually leave 20%

2017-05-25 23:50:16 UTC  

they never provide decent service they always fuck something up

2017-05-25 23:50:17 UTC  

and only after asked

2017-05-25 23:50:49 UTC  

waiting tables is like an 85 IQ job they don't always screw it up

2017-05-25 23:51:05 UTC  

seems like you're just cheap m8 have you your 23&me

2017-05-25 23:51:05 UTC  

I must just be cursed to pay the nigger tax

2017-05-25 23:51:14 UTC  

:^)

2017-05-25 23:51:14 UTC  

I always get the worst non white servers

2017-05-25 23:51:25 UTC  

some of them are really shitty

2017-05-25 23:51:40 UTC  

I always tip huhwhites

2017-05-25 23:51:43 UTC  

in cash

2017-05-25 23:51:47 UTC  

fuck uncle sam

2017-05-25 23:52:35 UTC  

when you're a server, you'll get the occasional black middle aged customer who will leave you a giant tip because he's internalized the guilt of how shitty niggers are and he doesn't want you to think he's one of them

2017-05-25 23:53:41 UTC  

is that the tax return on the nigger tax

2017-05-25 23:53:41 UTC  

*wonders if confed was a server in a past life*

2017-05-25 23:54:01 UTC  

did i not run down the list of all the high school jobs i had

2017-05-25 23:54:19 UTC  

i remember one

2017-05-25 23:54:20 UTC  

lol

2017-05-25 23:54:29 UTC  

i worked at slugway

2017-05-25 23:54:35 UTC  

yeah that one