Message from @Mushroom πŸš—γƒ‰γƒͺγƒ•γƒˆπŸš“πŸš“πŸš“

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2017-06-03 04:33:46 UTC  

First house Centipede of the year

2017-06-03 04:33:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320419784862859266/IMG_20170603_243159035.jpg

2017-06-03 04:36:02 UTC  

fuck freelance

Convo come back when you finally get a mythical polish girl

2017-06-03 04:36:22 UTC  

Oosh

2017-06-03 04:36:28 UTC  

You sound like Freelance, Convo.

this is the bongo bongo big boy club!

2017-06-03 04:36:36 UTC  

Lol

2017-06-03 04:36:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320420505498943488/sad_poland.png

2017-06-03 04:36:57 UTC  

Freelance isn't as big an autist as convo

Convo is a true autist

Freelance is an autist for hire

2017-06-03 04:37:14 UTC  

Convo outdoes everyone in the autism

Well he does in fact have autism

2017-06-03 04:37:31 UTC  

@☦ Slouch ☦ don't let the bastard bite you. I don't have feeling from the center of the back of my thigh to the middle of my left ass cheek due to one of those little bastards

2017-06-03 04:37:51 UTC  

House centipedes usually don't bite

2017-06-03 04:37:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320420800329154560/average_polack.jpg

Seriously I'm listening to it rn and holy shit is the music too loud

it gets better later on when I turn it down

2017-06-03 04:38:38 UTC  

i blame the asians for this

2017-06-03 04:38:40 UTC  

But when my mom lived in the Philippines during Vietnam she was bitten on the neck by a fucking huge centipede

2017-06-03 04:38:53 UTC  

Usually... but when they do it causes a minimal case of necrosis

2017-06-03 04:38:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320421069150486528/mushroom_monarch.png

2017-06-03 04:39:03 UTC  

Nigger what

2017-06-03 04:39:12 UTC  

I didn't know that

2017-06-03 04:39:37 UTC  

Fucking hell

2017-06-03 04:39:41 UTC  

I assume that's why I had a hole in the back of my leg. And no feeling now

2017-06-03 04:40:01 UTC  

Centipedes are implicitly Jewish

2017-06-03 04:40:15 UTC  

Those niggers are fast as fuck too

2017-06-03 04:40:24 UTC  

Science doesn't back it up. But when it happened we had a centipede problem

2017-06-03 04:40:54 UTC  

They're​probably more common in Michigan than Indiana

2017-06-03 04:40:55 UTC  

Yup. Don't look away when you grab something to hit it with. It'll get away... everytime

2017-06-03 04:41:12 UTC  

Ohio was when I first saw them

2017-06-03 04:41:23 UTC  

Yeah fuck man those centipedes always freak me out