Message from @☦ Slouch ☦

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2017-06-03 04:36:28 UTC  

You sound like Freelance, Convo.

this is the bongo bongo big boy club!

2017-06-03 04:36:36 UTC  

Lol

Big boys only!

2017-06-03 04:36:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320420505498943488/sad_poland.png

2017-06-03 04:36:57 UTC  

Freelance isn't as big an autist as convo

Convo is a true autist

Freelance is an autist for hire

2017-06-03 04:37:14 UTC  

Convo outdoes everyone in the autism

Well he does in fact have autism

2017-06-03 04:37:31 UTC  

@☦ Slouch ☦ don't let the bastard bite you. I don't have feeling from the center of the back of my thigh to the middle of my left ass cheek due to one of those little bastards

2017-06-03 04:37:51 UTC  

House centipedes usually don't bite

2017-06-03 04:37:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320420800329154560/average_polack.jpg

Seriously I'm listening to it rn and holy shit is the music too loud

it gets better later on when I turn it down

2017-06-03 04:38:38 UTC  

i blame the asians for this

2017-06-03 04:38:40 UTC  

But when my mom lived in the Philippines during Vietnam she was bitten on the neck by a fucking huge centipede

2017-06-03 04:38:53 UTC  

Usually... but when they do it causes a minimal case of necrosis

2017-06-03 04:38:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320421069150486528/mushroom_monarch.png

2017-06-03 04:39:03 UTC  

Nigger what

2017-06-03 04:39:12 UTC  

I didn't know that

2017-06-03 04:39:37 UTC  

Fucking hell

2017-06-03 04:39:41 UTC  

I assume that's why I had a hole in the back of my leg. And no feeling now

2017-06-03 04:40:01 UTC  

Centipedes are implicitly Jewish

2017-06-03 04:40:15 UTC  

Those niggers are fast as fuck too

2017-06-03 04:40:24 UTC  

Science doesn't back it up. But when it happened we had a centipede problem

2017-06-03 04:40:54 UTC  

They're​probably more common in Michigan than Indiana

2017-06-03 04:40:55 UTC  

Yup. Don't look away when you grab something to hit it with. It'll get away... everytime

2017-06-03 04:41:12 UTC  

Ohio was when I first saw them

2017-06-03 04:41:23 UTC  

Yeah fuck man those centipedes always freak me out

2017-06-03 04:41:34 UTC  

They're creepy as shit

2017-06-03 04:41:47 UTC  

Living in Florida all I had to deal with was Mosquitos​

2017-06-03 04:42:21 UTC  

Fucking mozzis

2017-06-03 04:44:23 UTC  

I've killed a few in my house here. But I bet they're more common in IN. Just a guess. Being that I never saw one in 18 yrs of living in MI. Then within months of moving to OH I saw them, and roaches for the first time. Although if you've seen what passes for clean in OH, the roaches are no surprise

2017-06-03 04:45:06 UTC  

When I lived in Florida I lived next to a creek and w neighbor who never cleaned her pool

2017-06-03 04:45:47 UTC  

Gross. That explains the mosquitoes also

2017-06-03 04:46:04 UTC  

Yeah it was horrible

2017-06-03 04:46:37 UTC  

I would have napalmed that pool

2017-06-03 04:47:04 UTC  

Bleach works nicely

2017-06-03 04:47:32 UTC  

I'm not buying bleach and doing nigger tier neighboors work for them

2017-06-03 04:48:10 UTC  

Just pour a gallon and go. No nigger tier anything