Message from @Brad's mobile

Discord ID: 320733310089428992


2017-06-04 00:56:58 UTC  

>need to listen at 1x speed

2017-06-04 00:56:59 UTC  

feels bad

2017-06-04 01:04:57 UTC  
2017-06-04 01:13:57 UTC  

@Convo join the niggertech revolution and purchase a phone that auto downloads all podcasts when theyre released

2017-06-04 01:14:34 UTC  

mine also has a feature that cuts out gaps of silence

2017-06-04 01:14:39 UTC  

do they have 2x speed

2017-06-04 01:14:41 UTC  

yes

2017-06-04 01:14:47 UTC  

do they have 3x speed

2017-06-04 01:14:52 UTC  

3x is max

2017-06-04 01:14:55 UTC  

cool

2017-06-04 01:15:44 UTC  

I'm hating work today

2017-06-04 01:16:03 UTC  

Shitlib btfoed in comments.

2017-06-04 01:16:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320732526794768385/JPEG_20170604_111608.jpg

2017-06-04 01:16:56 UTC  

Babe, that's triggering... Super triggering

2017-06-04 01:17:20 UTC  

>tfw no gf 2 show images of triggering things and for her to comfort me by calling me babe

2017-06-04 01:17:29 UTC  

iktf

2017-06-04 01:18:39 UTC  

tfw no gf to say "hey [redacted], whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza doesnt scream when its in an oven!"

2017-06-04 01:18:47 UTC  

>this actually happened

2017-06-04 01:18:49 UTC  

;_;

2017-06-04 01:19:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320733308935733260/JPEG_20170604_111911.jpg

2017-06-04 01:22:26 UTC  

"anthony wyattman"

2017-06-04 01:22:29 UTC  

hmmm

2017-06-04 01:22:36 UTC  

badtanman is gay

2017-06-04 01:22:43 UTC  

k nanners

2017-06-04 01:22:57 UTC  

no this isn't nanners this is god

2017-06-04 01:23:06 UTC  

same difference

2017-06-04 01:23:07 UTC  

you're gay sorry

2017-06-04 01:23:26 UTC  

listen buddy im not gay

2017-06-04 01:23:33 UTC  

i just like watching my wife enjoy her bull

2017-06-04 01:27:17 UTC  

What the fuck is going on here?

2017-06-04 01:27:35 UTC  

Degeneracy

2017-06-04 01:27:48 UTC  

Also, Brad is taking photos of triggering things in my city.

2017-06-04 01:27:54 UTC  

While I'm at work 😦

2017-06-04 01:28:26 UTC  

I don't wanna be here at work today 😦

2017-06-04 01:28:33 UTC  

Oh that sucks

2017-06-04 01:31:00 UTC  

gotta earn the shekels to move to his state.

2017-06-04 01:32:27 UTC  

I have a hematoma on my shin and my ankle is Swole AF

2017-06-04 01:32:37 UTC  

i'm trying to get brad to give you white babies rn

2017-06-04 01:33:18 UTC  

I was chasing my son around my pick up truck and ran straight into my trailer hitch...holy SHIT!

2017-06-04 01:33:42 UTC  

lmao wut