It's Swole AF

JFC

but me and [redacted] will have 5 kids

You're going to have to go by Arrrrrrrrrrrgardian now

you're going to have a pegleg

I had roast carrots for dinner last night

sounds delicious

i like parsnips too

@YUGE I got nothin...tht was good

Ask @Brad's mobile about my dinner

Bread for dinner

@Convo what can u do for me if I cut my leg off below the knee?

apparently you made him lamb pork, I didn't know such a beast existed

I cooked for 10 people, fairly sure I was gonna have a melt down in the end... My mother was going to drive me insane with trying to dictate how I run my own kitchen.

I cooked a roast pork

@Convo Arrrrrrrrrrrrgardian needs a bionic foot so he can be Asgardian again

@FylnnGardian wait what

@MsNatSocialist I'm teasing, he said "lamb, no wait, pork"

Lookin bad fam

what

I ran into a trailer hitch at full speed

@Convo he kicked a trailer hitch and his foot is falling off

he has a peg leg now

so hes Arrrrrrrrgardian

Can I call you Pirate now?

but we want him to be Asgardian now

Fuck

I have a cankle

@Convo we need him to be able to not skip leg day

i dont make robo legs

It needs to bear weight

lies

Pirate Cankle and his trusty swastika

i make shitty sensor things

@Convo well u better start ur my only hope

too bad

i ditched yuge today

but you can make a foot for Arrrrrrrrgardian, the movement needs him

so i could do work

it's ok, I ended up dealing with diversity in public all day

and work i did