Message from FylnnGardian in Vibrant Diversity #general


2017-06-04 02:03:39 UTC  

hey, lewd

2017-06-04 02:03:54 UTC  

@MsNatSocialist I'm just poasting carrots

2017-06-04 02:04:09 UTC  

>mfw my kids' first person they meet is yuge

2017-06-04 02:04:17 UTC  

Save them for the oven for Sunday roast.

2017-06-04 02:04:29 UTC  

Fact, @northern_confederate already has 3 kids. I met them

2017-06-04 02:04:29 UTC  

why would you oven his kids

2017-06-04 02:04:30 UTC  

wtf

2017-06-04 02:04:35 UTC  

wrong

2017-06-04 02:04:37 UTC  

I have to amputate

2017-06-04 02:04:48 UTC  

It's Swole AF

2017-06-04 02:04:53 UTC  

JFC

2017-06-04 02:04:54 UTC  

but me and [redacted] will have 5 kids

2017-06-04 02:04:58 UTC  

You're going to have to go by Arrrrrrrrrrrgardian now

2017-06-04 02:05:01 UTC  

you're going to have a pegleg

2017-06-04 02:05:02 UTC  

I had roast carrots for dinner last night

2017-06-04 02:05:15 UTC  

sounds delicious

2017-06-04 02:05:18 UTC  

i like parsnips too

2017-06-04 02:05:21 UTC  

@YUGE I got nothin...tht was good

2017-06-04 02:05:37 UTC  

Ask @Brad's mobile about my dinner

2017-06-04 02:05:57 UTC  

Bread for dinner

2017-06-04 02:06:23 UTC  

@Convo what can u do for me if I cut my leg off below the knee?

2017-06-04 02:06:24 UTC  

apparently you made him lamb pork, I didn't know such a beast existed

2017-06-04 02:06:37 UTC  

I cooked for 10 people, fairly sure I was gonna have a melt down in the end... My mother was going to drive me insane with trying to dictate how I run my own kitchen.

2017-06-04 02:06:54 UTC  

I cooked a roast pork

2017-06-04 02:06:55 UTC  

@Convo Arrrrrrrrrrrrgardian needs a bionic foot so he can be Asgardian again

2017-06-04 02:07:12 UTC  

@FylnnGardian wait what

2017-06-04 02:07:14 UTC  

@MsNatSocialist I'm teasing, he said "lamb, no wait, pork"

2017-06-04 02:07:14 UTC  

Lookin bad fam

2017-06-04 02:07:22 UTC  

what

2017-06-04 02:07:26 UTC  

I ran into a trailer hitch at full speed

2017-06-04 02:07:26 UTC  

@Convo he kicked a trailer hitch and his foot is falling off

2017-06-04 02:07:30 UTC  

he has a peg leg now

2017-06-04 02:07:37 UTC  

so hes Arrrrrrrrgardian

2017-06-04 02:07:42 UTC  

Can I call you Pirate now?

2017-06-04 02:07:45 UTC  

but we want him to be Asgardian now

2017-06-04 02:07:46 UTC  

Fuck

2017-06-04 02:07:58 UTC  

I have a cankle

2017-06-04 02:08:06 UTC  

@Convo we need him to be able to not skip leg day

2017-06-04 02:08:17 UTC  

i dont make robo legs

2017-06-04 02:08:20 UTC  

It needs to bear weight

2017-06-04 02:08:21 UTC  

lies