Message from @northern_confederate

Discord ID: 320744379025195010


2017-06-04 02:01:43 UTC  

oy vey

2017-06-04 02:01:52 UTC  

we're talking about making children here

2017-06-04 02:01:54 UTC  

not degeneracy

2017-06-04 02:02:03 UTC  

i'm making a lot of children

2017-06-04 02:02:04 UTC  

Most don't know this

2017-06-04 02:02:11 UTC  

dont listen to them, my method WILL work

2017-06-04 02:02:25 UTC  

most people don't know this, but you cash in good boy points to make good boys

2017-06-04 02:02:36 UTC  

BUY MY PROTEIN SHAKES IT WILL GIVE YOU BABIES

2017-06-04 02:02:41 UTC  

My method is probably rougher

2017-06-04 02:02:48 UTC  

When I move to his state... Need to be geographically sound and secure before thinking of children.

2017-06-04 02:02:55 UTC  

have kids

2017-06-04 02:03:05 UTC  

^

2017-06-04 02:03:09 UTC  

^

2017-06-04 02:03:11 UTC  

^

2017-06-04 02:03:25 UTC  

^

2017-06-04 02:03:28 UTC  

>

2017-06-04 02:03:29 UTC  

OMG stop telling me to have kids, I'll have them when Brad and I are ready.

2017-06-04 02:03:30 UTC  

Have kids and u too can run into a trailer hitch at full speed

2017-06-04 02:03:33 UTC  

<

2017-06-04 02:03:38 UTC  

carrot poasting

2017-06-04 02:03:39 UTC  

hey, lewd

2017-06-04 02:03:54 UTC  

@MsNatSocialist I'm just poasting carrots

2017-06-04 02:04:09 UTC  

>mfw my kids' first person they meet is yuge

2017-06-04 02:04:17 UTC  

Save them for the oven for Sunday roast.

2017-06-04 02:04:29 UTC  

Fact, @northern_confederate already has 3 kids. I met them

2017-06-04 02:04:29 UTC  

why would you oven his kids

2017-06-04 02:04:30 UTC  

wtf

2017-06-04 02:04:35 UTC  

wrong

2017-06-04 02:04:37 UTC  

I have to amputate

2017-06-04 02:04:48 UTC  

It's Swole AF

2017-06-04 02:04:53 UTC  

JFC

2017-06-04 02:04:54 UTC  

but me and [redacted] will have 5 kids

2017-06-04 02:04:58 UTC  

You're going to have to go by Arrrrrrrrrrrgardian now

2017-06-04 02:05:01 UTC  

you're going to have a pegleg

2017-06-04 02:05:02 UTC  

I had roast carrots for dinner last night

2017-06-04 02:05:15 UTC  

sounds delicious

2017-06-04 02:05:18 UTC  

i like parsnips too

2017-06-04 02:05:21 UTC  

@YUGE I got nothin...tht was good

2017-06-04 02:05:37 UTC  

Ask @Brad's mobile about my dinner

2017-06-04 02:05:57 UTC  

Bread for dinner

2017-06-04 02:06:23 UTC  

@Convo what can u do for me if I cut my leg off below the knee?