Message from northern_confederate in Vibrant Diversity #general
He's young, we had to use pictures and make him an instruction sheet
"Getting started quick reference guide"
when a man loves a woman
@MsNatSocialist walk up to him in lingerie and whisper "i am thou, thou art i" in his ear and you'll be pregnant very quickly
he hugs her
it's similar to the one sheeter you get with any new electronic device
with his [censored]
and then after a while [censored] comes out
Oh dear lord
Like sex ed all over again
we're talking about making children here
i'm making a lot of children
Most don't know this
dont listen to them, my method WILL work
most people don't know this, but you cash in good boy points to make good boys
BUY MY PROTEIN SHAKES IT WILL GIVE YOU BABIES
My method is probably rougher
When I move to his state... Need to be geographically sound and secure before thinking of children.
OMG stop telling me to have kids, I'll have them when Brad and I are ready.
Have kids and u too can run into a trailer hitch at full speed
>mfw my kids' first person they meet is yuge
Save them for the oven for Sunday roast.