Message from @FylnnGardian

Discord ID: 320745627824816130


2017-06-04 02:06:54 UTC  

I cooked a roast pork

2017-06-04 02:06:55 UTC  

@Convo Arrrrrrrrrrrrgardian needs a bionic foot so he can be Asgardian again

2017-06-04 02:07:12 UTC  

@FylnnGardian wait what

2017-06-04 02:07:14 UTC  

@MsNatSocialist I'm teasing, he said "lamb, no wait, pork"

2017-06-04 02:07:14 UTC  

Lookin bad fam

2017-06-04 02:07:22 UTC  

what

2017-06-04 02:07:26 UTC  

I ran into a trailer hitch at full speed

2017-06-04 02:07:26 UTC  

@Convo he kicked a trailer hitch and his foot is falling off

2017-06-04 02:07:30 UTC  

he has a peg leg now

2017-06-04 02:07:37 UTC  

so hes Arrrrrrrrgardian

2017-06-04 02:07:42 UTC  

Can I call you Pirate now?

2017-06-04 02:07:45 UTC  

but we want him to be Asgardian now

2017-06-04 02:07:46 UTC  

Fuck

2017-06-04 02:07:58 UTC  

I have a cankle

2017-06-04 02:08:06 UTC  

@Convo we need him to be able to not skip leg day

2017-06-04 02:08:17 UTC  

i dont make robo legs

2017-06-04 02:08:20 UTC  

It needs to bear weight

2017-06-04 02:08:21 UTC  

lies

2017-06-04 02:08:22 UTC  

Pirate Cankle and his trusty swastika

2017-06-04 02:08:23 UTC  

i make shitty sensor things

2017-06-04 02:08:36 UTC  

@Convo well u better start ur my only hope

2017-06-04 02:08:44 UTC  

too bad

2017-06-04 02:08:48 UTC  

i ditched yuge today

2017-06-04 02:08:48 UTC  

but you can make a foot for Arrrrrrrrgardian, the movement needs him

2017-06-04 02:08:50 UTC  

so i could do work

2017-06-04 02:09:03 UTC  

it's ok, I ended up dealing with diversity in public all day

2017-06-04 02:09:07 UTC  

and work i did

2017-06-04 02:09:15 UTC  

I didn't get to vacaville till 2p

2017-06-04 02:09:15 UTC  

@FylnnGardian Get in voice chat if ya can

2017-06-04 02:09:29 UTC  

so much for lunch

2017-06-04 02:09:35 UTC  

rip

2017-06-04 02:10:06 UTC  

I'm in a shit load of pain right now and will constantly complain and look for sympathy then get bantz'd into oblivion @BellaDashwood lol

2017-06-04 02:10:56 UTC  

I'm a horrible patient

2017-06-04 02:11:02 UTC  

Very demanding

2017-06-04 02:11:45 UTC  

@FylnnGardian I know you're a horrible patient b/c you punched a nurse 🤣

2017-06-04 02:12:22 UTC  

Omfg u remember that? @BellaDashwood that poor woman's face never stood a chance RIP orbital socket

2017-06-04 02:13:46 UTC  

wait did you really injure yourself badly?

2017-06-04 02:13:49 UTC  

i thought you stubbed your toe

2017-06-04 02:14:01 UTC  

@FylnnGardian Just quit tip-toeing around & get in chat. I wanna hear how you got your cankle

2017-06-04 02:14:18 UTC  

No man I fubar' my shin on a trailer hitch @Convo

2017-06-04 02:14:51 UTC  

I was chasing my son around my pick up (little bastard is fast and was taunting me)