Message from @Mushroom 🚗ドăƒȘフト🚓🚓🚓

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2017-06-08 17:55:01 UTC  

A coworker asked my wife

"Why don't you take birth control?"
Wife: Because im not a whore.
She will receive many head pats tonight

2017-06-08 17:55:40 UTC  

lol

2017-06-08 18:18:07 UTC  

is said coworker a thot or an old shitlib

2017-06-08 18:18:17 UTC  

I had no idea how crazy that shit made women until I watched it happen in front of my eyes

2017-06-08 18:18:21 UTC  

wew lads

2017-06-08 18:24:13 UTC  
2017-06-08 18:27:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/322441596559818753/unknown.png

2017-06-08 18:28:11 UTC  

After the last shoah I might actually believe this

2017-06-08 18:28:41 UTC  

honestly the truth may be worse than the lie, kurt buchenwald

2017-06-08 18:33:19 UTC  

@Accipiter you write like a nog

2017-06-08 18:33:23 UTC  

learn how to write

2017-06-08 18:33:32 UTC  

I'm slightly drunk what do you expect?

2017-06-08 18:33:42 UTC  

Drunk time is Twitter time...

2017-06-08 18:33:59 UTC  

I don't usually write like a nog, but when I do. I damn well make sure it's shameful

2017-06-08 18:38:49 UTC  

@Convo i think cantwell might become part of the trs subscription service

2017-06-08 18:39:50 UTC  

lol the guy who calls in right after i mention this asks

2017-06-08 18:40:43 UTC  
2017-06-08 18:40:54 UTC  

tho the whole "ur just racist libertarians" meme will get bigger

2017-06-08 18:41:27 UTC  

nobody of importance than im aware of uses that meme

2017-06-08 18:41:38 UTC  

that*

Can I pls be an honorary dingo to put this on my car

2017-06-08 18:43:22 UTC  

do it

2017-06-08 18:43:24 UTC  

dont ask for permissio

2017-06-08 18:43:25 UTC  

n

2017-06-08 18:43:27 UTC  

LIKE A CUCK

Badtanman you seem like a dingo to me

2017-06-08 18:44:05 UTC  

i-is that a compliment or no?

2017-06-08 18:44:07 UTC  

lol

2017-06-08 18:44:30 UTC  

this is a cool site

2017-06-08 18:44:34 UTC  

wish i liked bumper stickers

im not gonna put it on my bumper

2017-06-08 18:44:53 UTC  

imagine walking down the street and then a 14 year old asian drives by in his prius with "Driven by super eurobeat" as a bumpersticker