Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 322521574551060480


2017-06-08 23:21:50 UTC  

I needed that, thanks for providing a fainting couch

2017-06-08 23:22:24 UTC  

no prob, the benefit of a goy psychologist is that i didn't rape you during

2017-06-08 23:22:29 UTC  

@queenarchitect Get in voice chat

2017-06-08 23:22:38 UTC  

she's at work

2017-06-08 23:22:51 UTC  

and you didn't tell me the only way to cope with rape is by becoming a fag

2017-06-08 23:22:52 UTC  

i can listen

2017-06-08 23:22:55 UTC  

it was good

2017-06-08 23:28:26 UTC  

oh was anyone in here when I discussed the client that was an hour late to a meeting we had?

2017-06-08 23:28:43 UTC  

his son got in trouble at school for beating up a black kid

2017-06-08 23:28:58 UTC  

and they were in a meeting with the principal.

2017-06-08 23:29:26 UTC  

apparently the school was trying to make it all about race (we're in Appalachia so it's pretty fucking white)

2017-06-08 23:32:25 UTC  

hah nice

2017-06-08 23:34:29 UTC  

Jew bankers locked my account for suspicious activity

2017-06-08 23:34:38 UTC  

Just got that cleared up

2017-06-08 23:34:54 UTC  

Whatcha doin wit that dere credit cawd

2017-06-08 23:35:12 UTC  

Paypal pulled that on me

2017-06-08 23:35:41 UTC  

Gotta send them blood/hair/stool samples to get my shit back

2017-06-08 23:39:58 UTC  

reee no ones talking

2017-06-08 23:45:08 UTC  

girls are icky tho

2017-06-08 23:45:26 UTC  

no u

2017-06-08 23:45:35 UTC  

boys are also icky this is true

2017-06-08 23:59:56 UTC  

reeeeeee im eating a sandwich

2017-06-09 00:01:29 UTC  

@here where is everyone??? Hop in voice chat

2017-06-09 00:01:45 UTC  

https://political-generator.herokuapp.com/
New game: you must generate an ideology and then argue for it

2017-06-09 00:01:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/322525652165197826/image-12.png

2017-06-09 00:01:55 UTC  

I'm busy eating an irresonsible amount of chili dogs, Bella

2017-06-09 00:02:09 UTC  

Also preparing for my grandfather's arrival

2017-06-09 00:02:10 UTC  

Chili dogs 👌

2017-06-09 00:02:19 UTC  

(you'd be surprised how much the two intersect)

2017-06-09 00:02:41 UTC  

is your grandfather the voice actor for sonic the hedgehog

2017-06-09 00:02:53 UTC  

You wish

2017-06-09 00:03:15 UTC  

He's as tall as a metaphor

2017-06-09 00:03:22 UTC  

Like, 6'5"

2017-06-09 00:03:30 UTC  

as tall as a metaphor

2017-06-09 00:03:32 UTC  

i like that

2017-06-09 00:03:44 UTC  

I use it often.

Are hula girls in cars implicit white?

My dad called me a Mexican for getting it

2017-06-09 00:09:05 UTC  

Pretty white I'd say