mfw

@Convo this will be me if you dont find me a portuguese gf asap

@queenarchitect https://youtu.be/rhrTx59CK3U

https://twitter.com/antiomi/status/873295016965402625

lol

@badtanman YOURE MAKING BOB ANGRY

:(

https://twitter.com/laceandwhimsy/status/871057437553557508

son of a bitch has a better win rate than me and hes shit

lol i'm going through that kikes twitter feed

all blue checkmark anti trump drivel

my kind of girl

https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/871076693213163521

oh i get to be white?

fuck you pajeet

I love indians acting like aggrieved victims of bigotry

how do they treat niggers? better yet, how do they treat everyone who isnt a brahmin in their countries

these stink weasels make on average 100 k a year at their contribute-nothing tech gigs and middle man jobs

Luckily they won't put up much of a fight when it's time

https://twitter.com/malnoid_yankee/status/872896804576268290

Hah!

Or oven yourself

Or rope yourself

Or helicopter yourself

how does one self-helicopter

helpicopter

Or accept the fact that you will end up with a couple of sister wives to pull your dead weight

Great question, Don

We should do an experiment

let's do the experiment very poorly so we have to repeat it a lot

or learn

Haha. I used to do that for a living.

Literally

(Pre-burka of course)

fly helicopters?

I was a jumpmaster with special operations so when we had airborne oops with black hawks I would literally kick the guys out of the helicopter

oh noice

my cousin is a pilot

Since they would be sitting and I would be standing.

I didn't fly. Just jumped a lot.

Broke: sister-wives
Woke: daughter-wives