Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 323329052217704468


2017-06-11 05:11:02 UTC  

lol

2017-06-11 05:11:03 UTC  

@FylnnGardian Nothing important, just shitposting

2017-06-11 05:11:10 UTC  

i'm not in there so it's safe

2017-06-11 05:11:21 UTC  

@SwiFT is haunted by his first time having sex... his girlfriend's dad walked in as this song was playing: https://youtu.be/Lgs9QUtWc3M?t=44s

2017-06-11 05:11:35 UTC  

Tyty

2017-06-11 05:11:35 UTC  
2017-06-11 05:11:41 UTC  

Wondering what to add

2017-06-11 05:12:08 UTC  

I SEE WEDDING PICTURES!!!

2017-06-11 05:12:27 UTC  

wew that happened fast

2017-06-11 05:12:28 UTC  

My daughters hamster died today...it was her birthday present and she's heart broken. Tomorrow I go to the pet store and break legs.

2017-06-11 05:12:33 UTC  

brad i demand to be your best man

2017-06-11 05:12:56 UTC  

"I'm not here for a refund"

2017-06-11 05:13:18 UTC  

oh wasn't her birthday recently?

2017-06-11 05:13:22 UTC  

Yes

2017-06-11 05:13:24 UTC  

lisa, get in voice and tell brad im being his best man

2017-06-11 05:13:29 UTC  

May 30th

2017-06-11 05:13:30 UTC  

my mouth is currently occupied

2017-06-11 05:13:37 UTC  

its full of vodka

2017-06-11 05:13:38 UTC  

F for unnamed hamster

2017-06-11 05:13:39 UTC  

@D'Marcus Liebowitz What is this? I don't get it. This was the song playing btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

2017-06-11 05:14:13 UTC  

I'm at work. I'll be on in an hour and a bit

2017-06-11 05:14:14 UTC  

@SwiFT i literally reserve that song for breaking deadlift prs

2017-06-11 05:14:15 UTC  

@SwiFT that's a good one

2017-06-11 05:14:22 UTC  

if there was a girl about to get fucc on with that song playing

2017-06-11 05:14:29 UTC  

Gonna look like this @sharialabeouf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323329119901319178/image.png

2017-06-11 05:14:32 UTC  

she'd have to go to the emergency room

2017-06-11 05:14:33 UTC  

ill forget all about it by then lisa damnit

2017-06-11 05:14:34 UTC  

broken pelvis

2017-06-11 05:14:35 UTC  

Similar anyway

2017-06-11 05:14:41 UTC  

@Convo you make me laugh

2017-06-11 05:14:42 UTC  

maybe you wont

2017-06-11 05:14:57 UTC  

Wait is everybody wearing white polos now

2017-06-11 05:15:01 UTC  

i have a rotten wisdom tooth and i cant even get it inspected until friday

2017-06-11 05:15:16 UTC  

Ossh

2017-06-11 05:15:22 UTC  

Business casual nationalism

2017-06-11 05:15:24 UTC  

MFW the PAIN

2017-06-11 05:15:29 UTC  

im kinda hoping i can tell the dentist to skip past all the nonsense and just pull that cunt out

2017-06-11 05:15:39 UTC  

@alexthat looks crisp

2017-06-11 05:15:40 UTC  

anyway im drowing it in vodka to numb the pain

2017-06-11 05:15:51 UTC  

its not working