@batshadow you'd be surprised about how many people just lie about thier medical conditions

that shit gets you prison time don't it?

*I gotta include all the compulsive simps into my spiel tho @shadowlessnexus

I'm not obese. I'm just big boned.

not everyone is a psycho like us

Also wouldn't help if you had a seizure at a really bad time.

@batshadow probably but since it's so wide spread and the army is in desperate need of man power they just turn a blind eye

I just don't like being yelled at.

I'm not a land whale. I'm gravitationally challenged with a back up anti kidnapping load out.

still would rather not take that risk

yup physical requirements have degraded in the service

you could always identify as a trans

@batshadow that's up to you but if i where you i wouldn't risk it either

@Longshanks you know the average amount of money spent on a girl over a few years, amounts to a down payment on a house

....

Pimp the system!

When I'm at that point I wanna fuck with women's but not because I want a relationship. Because I want revenge

I identify as retired special forces. Gimme full benefits.

Oh man, no one would be amused by that...

if you can carry yourself in a firefight you can do private security in Africa

STOLEN VALOR

pfft you can make mad money and die gloriously there

That's gonna be a quick way to accurately identify as a cripple.

a life worth living

As soon as I move out of this state, I’m gonna start prepping

Food, water, weapons and ammo

Don't wait. Prep now.

In opposite order.

Get your ammo first.

Dying in a useless fight in Africa sounds like a waste.

Then get dry food.

I can carry myself in a firefight but I'd rather not go out fighting endless hordes of dindus

I’m California weapons and ammo are hard to obtain rn lol

guys do you realize the private security contracting opportunities that will be available when SHTF here?

you'll be rich!

police will be recruiting contractors

in*

get into the military

when i turn 18 this December I'm getting a gun licence and buying a .45 revolver bc i like revolvers

Then get weapons. Preferably a katana. I hear they can cut through an engine block. A weeb said it on the internet so it must be true.

lol