learn a trade, or kill people for a living

or learn programming

Yeah, I got to pick a path soon. I probably will join the military because anything I want to do I need a degree. Its annoying but that's how it is.

Art is a terrible choice unless it's for video games

Or let your trade be programming to kill people for a living.

can't join the military cause I have epilepsy

fuckin rip

avoid committing to any hoe until at least 30 years of age

I was in and got placed in a very toxic unit

Had to get out before I was article 15d for no reason

You were done at 5 words

avoid hoes all together* @Longshanks

have like $250K - 500K of saving before committing to a hoe - because the loss of all of it will teach you another life lesson

LOL

@batshadow you'd be surprised about how many people just lie about thier medical conditions

that shit gets you prison time don't it?

*I gotta include all the compulsive simps into my spiel tho @shadowlessnexus

I'm not obese. I'm just big boned.

not everyone is a psycho like us

Also wouldn't help if you had a seizure at a really bad time.

@batshadow probably but since it's so wide spread and the army is in desperate need of man power they just turn a blind eye

I just don't like being yelled at.

I'm not a land whale. I'm gravitationally challenged with a back up anti kidnapping load out.

still would rather not take that risk

yup physical requirements have degraded in the service

you could always identify as a trans

@batshadow that's up to you but if i where you i wouldn't risk it either

@Longshanks you know the average amount of money spent on a girl over a few years, amounts to a down payment on a house

....

Pimp the system!

When I'm at that point I wanna fuck with women's but not because I want a relationship. Because I want revenge

I identify as retired special forces. Gimme full benefits.

Oh man, no one would be amused by that...

if you can carry yourself in a firefight you can do private security in Africa

STOLEN VALOR

pfft you can make mad money and die gloriously there

That's gonna be a quick way to accurately identify as a cripple.

a life worth living

As soon as I move out of this state, I’m gonna start prepping

Food, water, weapons and ammo

Don't wait. Prep now.