Message from @shadowlessnexus

Discord ID: 540324742746472458


2019-01-31 00:00:43 UTC  

You open your eyes, and it turns out you're a turnip!

2019-01-31 00:00:55 UTC  

....but you can't talk

2019-01-31 00:01:20 UTC  

so onle external awareness to you understanding is eye movement and crying?

2019-01-31 00:01:59 UTC  

I mean, you don't necessarily have to be aware of your vegetative state to "wake up" and be a vegetable.

2019-01-31 00:02:39 UTC  

The doctor could be all, "Oh, look, her heart rate picked up. Her eyes are open... Aww, her EKG is still pretty much flat. Sorry, Jim. You are now married to a soy based potato."

2019-01-31 00:02:47 UTC  

wait.....then you its mute........not needed to be understood if no actual sensory understanding can be obtained from either end

2019-01-31 00:03:09 UTC  

Easy! Just donate the organs

2019-01-31 00:03:36 UTC  

Jim says, "Let Buck have her. I expect 30%."

2019-01-31 00:04:06 UTC  

Btw the reason why it’s death or vegetable is because left untreated you die of body wide organ failure, but since the treatment to cure a salt overdose is the put you on a water drip, and the fact that your brain goes into thirst overdrive because it needs a lot of water but all the salt is stealing it, your brain swells from taking in too much water and you get brain damage

2019-01-31 00:04:35 UTC  

You must be a real treat at parties.

2019-01-31 00:04:58 UTC  

ohh....THE MORE YA KNOW💯

2019-01-31 00:05:14 UTC  

Lol I don’t go to parties, you have to be either drunk or on drugs to enjoy a party

2019-01-31 00:05:53 UTC  

And I don’t need to invest in alcohol or drugs to beat my dick

2019-01-31 00:06:44 UTC  

straight edge crew checking in

2019-01-31 00:06:49 UTC  

Oh, that's the thing I keep missing?

2019-01-31 00:06:56 UTC  

ahoy

2019-01-31 00:07:46 UTC  

no

2019-01-31 00:13:04 UTC  

Ahoy hoy

2019-01-31 00:14:14 UTC  

whale hoe!

2019-01-31 00:14:44 UTC  

That's it this is a nautical role play server now

2019-01-31 00:17:37 UTC  

i dont care about that. as long as ahri still lives in my bed im good

2019-01-31 00:17:59 UTC  

Oh, I was talking a Portland thot.

2019-01-31 00:19:59 UTC  

@RedVelvetMGTOW by red velvet do you mean red velvet cake?

2019-01-31 00:20:12 UTC  

i could go for some cake

2019-01-31 00:20:17 UTC  

cake is pretty good

2019-01-31 00:20:23 UTC  

red velvet ass

2019-01-31 00:20:27 UTC  

is pretty good

2019-01-31 00:20:45 UTC  

i prefer ahri's ass over all other ass. except rikka. hers too

2019-01-31 00:20:56 UTC  

futanAhri ass...

2019-01-31 00:21:03 UTC  

thats you.

2019-01-31 00:21:09 UTC  

it will be you too

2019-01-31 00:21:11 UTC  

very soon...

2019-01-31 00:21:16 UTC  

🙄

2019-01-31 00:21:23 UTC  

we prolly scared the new guy

2019-01-31 00:21:28 UTC  

good job us

2019-01-31 00:21:38 UTC  

🖐🏿

2019-01-31 00:22:08 UTC  

Guys I just dated a typical feminist and I had to leave that bitch and come over here

2019-01-31 00:22:28 UTC  

why did you date a feminist

2019-01-31 00:22:53 UTC  

She kept that a secret to me for the 2 months we where together

2019-01-31 00:23:12 UTC  

welp. good on you for having some damm self respect

2019-01-31 00:23:23 UTC  

like 90 percent of guys dont.