Message from @SFM_2046

Discord ID: 540320538300514309


2019-01-30 23:55:12 UTC  

All I need is wasabi

2019-01-30 23:55:25 UTC  

Enough to cause the salt overdose that gives you body wide organ failure or wake up a vegetable

2019-01-30 23:55:44 UTC  

10g, iirc is lethal

2019-01-30 23:55:56 UTC  

Actually shoyu has ALOT of salt, therefore is better go for the light shoyu

2019-01-30 23:56:12 UTC  

I think it’s like 200 in 1 litre of soy sauce

2019-01-30 23:56:22 UTC  

Yeah, that's a good way to get dead.

2019-01-30 23:56:37 UTC  

Assuming your stomach doesn’t throw it all up

2019-01-30 23:56:50 UTC  

Which you hope it would.

2019-01-30 23:57:31 UTC  

But missoshiru is good! Delicious during the cold

2019-01-30 23:58:04 UTC  

Yeh one of the only recording of a salt overdose was this woman who was doing some body cleanse by drinking a litre of soy sauce, she had to fight to keep the soy sauce down after she chugged it

2019-01-30 23:58:24 UTC  

fookin retard

2019-01-30 23:58:40 UTC  

This one can drink soy sauce to death.

2019-01-30 23:58:52 UTC  

And other girls can't even be bothered to swallow a few tiddlywinks of cum?!

2019-01-30 23:58:55 UTC  

meh...let them eat cake

2019-01-30 23:59:27 UTC  

bitches

2019-01-30 23:59:56 UTC  

She didn’t die she woke up a vegetable

2019-01-31 00:00:15 UTC  

I accidentally sent the wrong one at first...thought it was a thumbs up

2019-01-31 00:00:32 UTC  

how da fuck you wake upa vegetable?

2019-01-31 00:00:34 UTC  

The middle finger is hilarious!

2019-01-31 00:00:43 UTC  

You open your eyes, and it turns out you're a turnip!

2019-01-31 00:00:55 UTC  

....but you can't talk

2019-01-31 00:01:20 UTC  

so onle external awareness to you understanding is eye movement and crying?

2019-01-31 00:01:59 UTC  

I mean, you don't necessarily have to be aware of your vegetative state to "wake up" and be a vegetable.

2019-01-31 00:02:39 UTC  

The doctor could be all, "Oh, look, her heart rate picked up. Her eyes are open... Aww, her EKG is still pretty much flat. Sorry, Jim. You are now married to a soy based potato."

2019-01-31 00:02:47 UTC  

wait.....then you its mute........not needed to be understood if no actual sensory understanding can be obtained from either end

2019-01-31 00:03:09 UTC  

Easy! Just donate the organs

2019-01-31 00:03:36 UTC  

Jim says, "Let Buck have her. I expect 30%."

2019-01-31 00:04:06 UTC  

Btw the reason why it’s death or vegetable is because left untreated you die of body wide organ failure, but since the treatment to cure a salt overdose is the put you on a water drip, and the fact that your brain goes into thirst overdrive because it needs a lot of water but all the salt is stealing it, your brain swells from taking in too much water and you get brain damage

2019-01-31 00:04:35 UTC  

You must be a real treat at parties.

2019-01-31 00:04:58 UTC  

ohh....THE MORE YA KNOW💯

2019-01-31 00:05:14 UTC  

Lol I don’t go to parties, you have to be either drunk or on drugs to enjoy a party

2019-01-31 00:05:53 UTC  

And I don’t need to invest in alcohol or drugs to beat my dick

2019-01-31 00:06:44 UTC  

straight edge crew checking in

2019-01-31 00:06:49 UTC  

Oh, that's the thing I keep missing?

2019-01-31 00:06:56 UTC  

ahoy

2019-01-31 00:07:46 UTC  

no

2019-01-31 00:13:04 UTC  

Ahoy hoy

2019-01-31 00:14:14 UTC  

whale hoe!

2019-01-31 00:14:44 UTC  

That's it this is a nautical role play server now

2019-01-31 00:17:37 UTC  

i dont care about that. as long as ahri still lives in my bed im good

2019-01-31 00:17:59 UTC  

Oh, I was talking a Portland thot.