Message from @Xychotic

Discord ID: 540319394304360508


2019-01-30 23:51:51 UTC  

Because sushi is derishuss

2019-01-30 23:52:37 UTC  

With shoyu?

2019-01-30 23:52:42 UTC  

sushi is so fookin good

2019-01-30 23:53:12 UTC  

so light....with the flavors...dip of wasabi......fuck.....now I want sushi

2019-01-30 23:53:43 UTC  

I usually just do the wasabi and soy sauce.

2019-01-30 23:53:54 UTC  

damn the soy!!!!!!!!!!

2019-01-30 23:54:14 UTC  

start using steak sauce dammit

2019-01-30 23:54:17 UTC  

But it's fermented!

2019-01-30 23:54:24 UTC  

Don't forget shoyu! Pure sushi has no salt.

2019-01-30 23:54:41 UTC  

xychotic has lost his mind...............

2019-01-30 23:54:43 UTC  

If you chug a litre of soy sauce you’ll either die of body wide organ failure or wake up the next day a vegetable

2019-01-30 23:54:53 UTC  

A liter?

2019-01-30 23:54:55 UTC  

steak sauce on everything?

2019-01-30 23:54:59 UTC  

How much sodium is in a litre?

2019-01-30 23:55:08 UTC  

errything...the world craig...the world

2019-01-30 23:55:12 UTC  

All I need is wasabi

2019-01-30 23:55:25 UTC  

Enough to cause the salt overdose that gives you body wide organ failure or wake up a vegetable

2019-01-30 23:55:44 UTC  

10g, iirc is lethal

2019-01-30 23:55:56 UTC  

Actually shoyu has ALOT of salt, therefore is better go for the light shoyu

2019-01-30 23:56:12 UTC  

I think it’s like 200 in 1 litre of soy sauce

2019-01-30 23:56:22 UTC  

Yeah, that's a good way to get dead.

2019-01-30 23:56:37 UTC  

Assuming your stomach doesn’t throw it all up

2019-01-30 23:56:50 UTC  

Which you hope it would.

2019-01-30 23:57:31 UTC  

But missoshiru is good! Delicious during the cold

2019-01-30 23:58:04 UTC  

Yeh one of the only recording of a salt overdose was this woman who was doing some body cleanse by drinking a litre of soy sauce, she had to fight to keep the soy sauce down after she chugged it

2019-01-30 23:58:24 UTC  

fookin retard

2019-01-30 23:58:40 UTC  

This one can drink soy sauce to death.

2019-01-30 23:58:52 UTC  

And other girls can't even be bothered to swallow a few tiddlywinks of cum?!

2019-01-30 23:58:55 UTC  

meh...let them eat cake

2019-01-30 23:59:27 UTC  

bitches

2019-01-30 23:59:56 UTC  

She didn’t die she woke up a vegetable

2019-01-31 00:00:15 UTC  

I accidentally sent the wrong one at first...thought it was a thumbs up

2019-01-31 00:00:32 UTC  

how da fuck you wake upa vegetable?

2019-01-31 00:00:34 UTC  

The middle finger is hilarious!

2019-01-31 00:00:43 UTC  

You open your eyes, and it turns out you're a turnip!

2019-01-31 00:00:55 UTC  

....but you can't talk

2019-01-31 00:01:20 UTC  

so onle external awareness to you understanding is eye movement and crying?

2019-01-31 00:01:59 UTC  

I mean, you don't necessarily have to be aware of your vegetative state to "wake up" and be a vegetable.

2019-01-31 00:02:39 UTC  

The doctor could be all, "Oh, look, her heart rate picked up. Her eyes are open... Aww, her EKG is still pretty much flat. Sorry, Jim. You are now married to a soy based potato."

2019-01-31 00:02:47 UTC  

wait.....then you its mute........not needed to be understood if no actual sensory understanding can be obtained from either end

2019-01-31 00:03:09 UTC  

Easy! Just donate the organs