Message from @Ilya Muromets

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2017-06-12 23:52:35 UTC  

that damn sensitive skin always gets marks from the bar

2017-06-12 23:52:49 UTC  

and I have tan lines on where my oakleys are, my watch and then my wrist garmin it looks weird AF

2017-06-12 23:52:54 UTC  

yeah

2017-06-12 23:53:00 UTC  

evening out doe

2017-06-12 23:53:08 UTC  

i try to do stuff to avoid weird tan lines

2017-06-12 23:53:18 UTC  

When I have to shave constantly or if my diet turns to shit then yeah I get some evry now and again. In field I honestly get very little.

2017-06-12 23:53:36 UTC  

yeah if my diet goes ass etc or if I fucked up shave

2017-06-12 23:53:39 UTC  

t shirt tan lines arent bad tho because i have half sleeve tattoos so it is tan asf forearms to ink to lighter skin

2017-06-12 23:53:47 UTC  

I kind of semi BSd dry shaving out there

2017-06-12 23:53:55 UTC  

yeah fuck, i need to order more razors now that you mention it

2017-06-12 23:54:02 UTC  

last like 2 days of last engagement we didnt shave and had mountain man faces going on

2017-06-12 23:54:07 UTC  

i refuse to buy them from the store ever fucking jewery

2017-06-12 23:54:22 UTC  

I use a safety razor normally

2017-06-12 23:54:26 UTC  

just not in field

2017-06-12 23:54:29 UTC  

yeah

2017-06-12 23:54:38 UTC  

too much of pain

2017-06-12 23:54:51 UTC  

if i dont shave for 5'6 days

2017-06-12 23:54:52 UTC  

my face like destroys blades and that is best/cheapest option

2017-06-12 23:54:54 UTC  

5-6

2017-06-12 23:55:00 UTC  

i have to buzz my face first

2017-06-12 23:55:03 UTC  

it grows so fucking fast

2017-06-12 23:55:24 UTC  

everyone now and then if people are being dicks I have to shave twice a day when doing army stuff its annoying as I get shadow fast

2017-06-12 23:55:29 UTC  

FUCKING T LEVELS REEEE

2017-06-12 23:55:36 UTC  

and theres those chin hairs that are like as thick as mechanical pencil lead

2017-06-12 23:55:46 UTC  

>tfw yelling at jewish roommate too much
>tfw my icecream smoothie is now warm

2017-06-12 23:55:46 UTC  

yeah my chin and what not are thick AF

2017-06-12 23:55:48 UTC  

feels HORRIBLE

2017-06-12 23:55:50 UTC  

Every day. Twice a day.

2017-06-12 23:55:59 UTC  

keep yelling convo

2017-06-12 23:56:02 UTC  

Shits fucking gay.

2017-06-12 23:56:03 UTC  

I hate the getting asked sir did you shave today

2017-06-12 23:56:06 UTC  

yes you fucking retard I did

2017-06-12 23:56:19 UTC  

ive plucked some of the super thick ones out to examine them as they confused me so fucking bad

2017-06-12 23:56:37 UTC  

@Vanguard wow what good genetics, that means you should stop playing fucking videogames and start impregnating a godfearing wife

2017-06-12 23:56:42 UTC  

I love the advice that comes with it. Yeah thanks, i know how to shave. About face forward march bro.

2017-06-12 23:56:46 UTC  

@Convo you live with a jew?

2017-06-12 23:57:05 UTC  

@Ilya Muromets when i met him he said he was russian and he was russian, so we signed a year long lease

2017-06-12 23:57:11 UTC  

turns out his mom converted

2017-06-12 23:57:11 UTC  

If I was taking life advice from @Convo I would be a social shut in with no contact with women, my vidya level is fine