Message from @SwiFT

Discord ID: 324307349361655811


2017-06-13 21:36:27 UTC  

She will be wearing a veil of course....

2017-06-13 21:37:33 UTC  

good now I don't have to report you to the sharia patrols

2017-06-13 21:37:55 UTC  

>not wanting to see your wifes gam gams

2017-06-13 21:37:58 UTC  

ishygddt

2017-06-13 21:38:44 UTC  

lmao her gam gams

2017-06-13 21:39:10 UTC  

i know a guy from louisiana and thats what he calls his grandma still

2017-06-13 21:41:08 UTC  

I do peek, I am a man after all

2017-06-13 21:41:17 UTC  

I am not without flaws

2017-06-13 21:41:27 UTC  

That's not a flaw @FylnnGardian

2017-06-13 21:41:47 UTC  

haha

2017-06-13 21:57:52 UTC  

@here any a ya nigguz around 2 hop up on dat voice?

2017-06-13 21:58:04 UTC  

Yeah.

2017-06-13 21:59:17 UTC  

My train is so multicultural today

2017-06-13 21:59:25 UTC  

Well, my headphones are broken, so nevermind.

2017-06-13 22:00:08 UTC  

I'm sitting next to the only white on the train, he's very well dressed. Everyone else looks like they look eww

2017-06-13 22:00:18 UTC  
2017-06-13 22:00:34 UTC  

Trying to get over my dry socket pain

2017-06-13 22:00:57 UTC  

@SwiFT Wisdom Teeth?

2017-06-13 22:01:17 UTC  

Were you smoking or using a straw?

2017-06-13 22:01:32 UTC  

Yep. Had a wisdom tooth and a molar next to it pulled so the chance of dry socket was very high

2017-06-13 22:01:37 UTC  

Nah, I was very careful

2017-06-13 22:02:04 UTC  

I had all four taken out at once by a guy named "Dr.Fang" I shit you not. I smoked and used a straw, and still no dry socket @SwiFT

2017-06-13 22:02:29 UTC  

@Vanguard So Im getting some new boots, should I get 9'' or 6'' Boots?

2017-06-13 22:02:30 UTC  

I'm hoping I'll feel normal and be able to eat again by July 4th. Who knows, though

2017-06-13 22:02:48 UTC  
2017-06-13 22:02:55 UTC  

Personal taste really

2017-06-13 22:03:06 UTC  

yea I just need some for the Police Academy

2017-06-13 22:03:10 UTC  

9 if ultra shiettt mountain

2017-06-13 22:03:15 UTC  

Oh 6 inch

2017-06-13 22:03:56 UTC  

thanks

2017-06-13 22:04:02 UTC  

getting some Smith and Wesson Duty Boots

2017-06-13 22:09:26 UTC  

@EveningNews likes to project this "happy go lucky" personality, but in reality he's a very emotional guy, that's why he set up his first time in such a way that this song would be playing while he did the deed: https://youtu.be/hVMdpMqZNyI?t=13s

2017-06-13 22:16:18 UTC  

This is some persistent shitposting

2017-06-13 22:16:48 UTC  

@Forum Anglorum's first time was with a "burner"... luckily she wasn't having a herpes break out at the time, so he avoided a lifetime of embarrassment. He made sure to tell his friends that that girl was: https://youtu.be/sb2np1HGqxg?t=33s

2017-06-13 22:18:19 UTC  

NEVAH TRUST A BIG BUTT AND A SMILE

2017-06-13 22:20:32 UTC  

>tfw no smiling gf with big butt

2017-06-13 22:20:41 UTC  

>tfwnogf

2017-06-13 22:20:47 UTC  

also big butt is nothing special

2017-06-13 22:21:04 UTC  

the chunky aesthetic is pulled off well by white women but i just dont think its optimal

2017-06-13 22:21:11 UTC  

not healthy

2017-06-13 22:21:20 UTC  

FUUUUCK