Message from @Vanguard

Discord ID: 324724490560995329


2017-06-15 01:29:30 UTC  

HEHE MY MONEY AND YOUR MONEY

2017-06-15 01:29:55 UTC  

you were a fucking student until recently you faggot I paid 47K in taxes last year as a single filer where you got tax bennies in college you fuck stick

2017-06-15 01:29:58 UTC  

of course it's not even remotely true

2017-06-15 01:30:16 UTC  

MUST SMASH FACE

2017-06-15 01:30:19 UTC  

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-06-15 01:30:23 UTC  

cool tomatoes are cheaper, oh but house prices doubled and they quadrupled if you want to avoid all the new spics

2017-06-15 01:30:49 UTC  

but don't worry your local (((banker))) will give you a 3% 30 year mortgage

2017-06-15 01:31:30 UTC  

The first of two mission objectives of ICE are 1.1: Prevent Terrorist Entry into the U.S. 1.2: Remove Entry of Individuals that Pose a Threat To National Security. I can keep going because this kid fits none of those parameters.

2017-06-15 01:31:38 UTC  

WRONG

2017-06-15 01:31:59 UTC  

Immigration Enforcement

Immigration enforcement is the largest single area of responsibility for ICE. While certain responsibilities and close cooperation with U.S. Customs and Border Protection, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, and others require significant ICE assets near the border, the majority of immigration enforcement work for ICE takes place in the country’s interior.

ICE special agents strive to help businesses secure a lawful workforce and enforce immigration laws against those who encourage and rely on unauthorized workers, sometimes taking advantage of their situation to offer low pay and inadequate conditions.

Multiple programs help ICE focus and improve on stated priorities to find and remove illegal aliens who are criminals, fugitives or recent arrivals. Immigration enforcement entails cracking down on those who produce fraudulent documents to enable unlawful activity. Additionally, several robust efforts seek to continue improving the safe and humane detention and removal of persons subject to those action

2017-06-15 01:32:38 UTC  

This kid doesnt get IDGAF if the national guard tears these "people" out of their barrios and deports them

2017-06-15 01:36:07 UTC  

ICE could have the potential to be the most lulz job ever

2017-06-15 01:36:20 UTC  

eat at a mexican place, enjoy a fine meal

2017-06-15 01:36:33 UTC  

look around, pay check, tip, ask for papers LMAOO

2017-06-15 01:37:33 UTC  

dream job

2017-06-15 01:38:01 UTC  

check literally any restaurant

2017-06-15 01:38:10 UTC  

"here's the check sir"
"and here's yours"
"my what"
"your deportation notice ay caramba"

2017-06-15 01:38:16 UTC  

or just have them call me i'll tell them every business in wake county to sting'

2017-06-15 01:38:43 UTC  

hahah

2017-06-15 01:38:54 UTC  

if there was a bounty wew

2017-06-15 01:39:11 UTC  

my singer exs guitarist was an illegal

2017-06-15 01:39:29 UTC  

overstay visa by like years and years

2017-06-15 01:39:42 UTC  

"hey bud how have you been, can you check a guy out for me?"

2017-06-15 01:39:53 UTC  

@D'Marcus Liebowitz Are we still virginity-losing-song posting? Because I found a good one.

2017-06-15 01:39:57 UTC  

who is winning

2017-06-15 01:40:01 UTC  

what's the score

2017-06-15 01:40:03 UTC  

what comes next

2017-06-15 01:40:22 UTC  

haha

2017-06-15 01:40:28 UTC  

boy does blood diamond make my autism levels surge

2017-06-15 01:40:30 UTC  

LMAO

2017-06-15 01:43:57 UTC  

mfw when I was a super muh GOP muh Tea Party muh Libertarian I considered joining Oath Queers

2017-06-15 01:44:20 UTC  

issue was they seemed old AF, and just weird and never went beyond website

2017-06-15 01:46:33 UTC  

good instincts

2017-06-15 01:46:45 UTC  

worst decision I made like as a high school senior/college freshman was signing up for the Tea Party national mailing list wew

2017-06-15 01:46:59 UTC  

did they blow my email the fuck out with the most boomer cuck bullshit emai blasts all damn day

2017-06-15 01:47:10 UTC  

its all marked as spam now hahah

2017-06-15 01:47:42 UTC  

JEB IS A TRUE PATRIOT was a lulz one I remember in spam folder

2017-06-15 01:47:52 UTC  

What the fuck has El Jeb ever fucking done

2017-06-15 01:47:58 UTC  

Jeb is a true mexican patriot