But why

Wasn't there a dirty bonb threat?

if you have a stockpile of frozen pies you dont need a woman to make you a sandwich every time

you know, like emergencies

like when the woman is shopping

Or birthing

Also. Fun fact of the day: I was voted "most likely to become famous" in high school and last night I was a trending topic on Facebook. Looks like I won.

Middle school*

Congratulations

I was voted that, too.

But it was just because I was a tiny nerd who looked like Bill Gates

Wanna get doxed and compare?

T U R K I S H T R I C K E R Y

Nah, I'm already self-doxxed. Dont work.

I still don't know why I was voted that.

They probably couldn't find anyone else to put.

Meh. I graduated with a huge class. I think they just knew I was a racist or something. At least that's been the overwhelming message I've been getting.

you, racist?!

"You sick fuck! I always knew you were racist!!!"

Ree at this man!

**REEEEEEEE**

I was best dressed and most likely to succeed lol

Is the most common message. I just respond "well you shoulda told me and I could've cut out that libertarian shit"

company I may invest in with this fund and help has a new way of getting water to developing nations and then the country pays them for it lmaooo enslaving the 3rd world

piss me off and just turn the water off and surround it with mercenaries

TIME TO DIP THE POPULATION CURVE LMAOOO

I was best hair

In high school I was best dressed

REEE I hate it when someone calls you and you call back like 2 min later and it goes to voice mail

LIKE WTF

I jnoe that feel

there are people in this server who dont boil their hot dogs

keep an eye out

this whole best thing must be a seppo thing

@Vanguard i despise phones, mostly for this reason

@Campin' Carl it's a high school yearbook content creation thing

AHHH HAHAHAH

IM crying

campin carl, most likely to shoot up the school

someone once told me theyd keep an eye on the news for that

jokes on them, we cant even get guns here