Message from @Barcode

Discord ID: 324949751244128256


2017-06-15 16:30:16 UTC  

Positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement

2017-06-15 16:30:25 UTC  

eli do you know how to operate an oven?

2017-06-15 16:30:27 UTC  

Pavlov's doggo

2017-06-15 16:30:44 UTC  

if you're good to a good woman, they'll be good to you

2017-06-15 16:31:00 UTC  

it's a simple concept that's been all but erased by modernity

2017-06-15 16:31:33 UTC  

Throw meat on a fire @Eli Mosley

2017-06-15 16:31:46 UTC  

This is factual. But you have to know what being good means, y'know.

2017-06-15 16:31:49 UTC  

im getting to that vanguard settle down

2017-06-15 16:32:36 UTC  

I know how to cook.

2017-06-15 16:32:39 UTC  

Lmao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/324949337694011400/Screenshot_20170615-123221.png

2017-06-15 16:32:41 UTC  

But why

2017-06-15 16:33:03 UTC  

Wasn't there a dirty bonb threat?

2017-06-15 16:33:07 UTC  

if you have a stockpile of frozen pies you dont need a woman to make you a sandwich every time

2017-06-15 16:33:17 UTC  

you know, like emergencies

2017-06-15 16:33:22 UTC  

like when the woman is shopping

2017-06-15 16:33:28 UTC  

Or birthing

2017-06-15 16:33:35 UTC  

Also. Fun fact of the day: I was voted "most likely to become famous" in high school and last night I was a trending topic on Facebook. Looks like I won.

2017-06-15 16:33:50 UTC  

Middle school*

2017-06-15 16:33:56 UTC  

Congratulations

2017-06-15 16:34:03 UTC  

I was voted that, too.

2017-06-15 16:34:17 UTC  

But it was just because I was a tiny nerd who looked like Bill Gates

2017-06-15 16:34:21 UTC  

Wanna get doxed and compare?

2017-06-15 16:34:38 UTC  

T U R K I S H T R I C K E R Y

2017-06-15 16:34:43 UTC  

Nah, I'm already self-doxxed. Dont work.

2017-06-15 16:34:56 UTC  

I still don't know why I was voted that.

2017-06-15 16:35:12 UTC  

They probably couldn't find anyone else to put.

2017-06-15 16:36:12 UTC  

Meh. I graduated with a huge class. I think they just knew I was a racist or something. At least that's been the overwhelming message I've been getting.

2017-06-15 16:36:24 UTC  

you, racist?!

2017-06-15 16:36:30 UTC  

"You sick fuck! I always knew you were racist!!!"

2017-06-15 16:37:16 UTC  

Ree at this man!

2017-06-15 16:37:25 UTC  

**REEEEEEEE**

2017-06-15 16:39:14 UTC  

I was best dressed and most likely to succeed lol

2017-06-15 16:39:19 UTC  

Is the most common message. I just respond "well you shoulda told me and I could've cut out that libertarian shit"

2017-06-15 16:39:53 UTC  

company I may invest in with this fund and help has a new way of getting water to developing nations and then the country pays them for it lmaooo enslaving the 3rd world

2017-06-15 16:40:06 UTC  

piss me off and just turn the water off and surround it with mercenaries

2017-06-15 16:40:19 UTC  

TIME TO DIP THE POPULATION CURVE LMAOOO

2017-06-15 16:41:01 UTC  

I was best hair

2017-06-15 16:41:22 UTC  

In high school I was best dressed

2017-06-15 16:41:26 UTC  

REEE I hate it when someone calls you and you call back like 2 min later and it goes to voice mail

2017-06-15 16:41:35 UTC  

LIKE WTF

2017-06-15 16:41:45 UTC  

I jnoe that feel