>baked clams
I think that's Eli's job though, hohohoho!

She is such a good girl. She is actually totally getting internet setup while making me a sandwich lllol

why aren't you doing internet

Because it's her house lol

Your girl seems exceedingly pleasant, Eli.

@Barcode most of the grills in the movement are

at least that I know

Key word being *most*.

nothing is perfect

i'm the one excluded :3

@queenarchitect actually, you're not the one i had in mind haha

Some are fucking insane or insanely autistic.

i can think of 2 tbh

That's because they're taken well care of, at least, as much as a woman should if she's doing her job.

hmmmmm

Positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement

eli do you know how to operate an oven?

Pavlov's doggo

if you're good to a good woman, they'll be good to you

it's a simple concept that's been all but erased by modernity

Throw meat on a fire @Eli Mosley

This is factual. But you have to know what being good means, y'know.

im getting to that vanguard settle down

I know how to cook.

Lmao

But why

Wasn't there a dirty bonb threat?

if you have a stockpile of frozen pies you dont need a woman to make you a sandwich every time

you know, like emergencies

like when the woman is shopping

Or birthing

Also. Fun fact of the day: I was voted "most likely to become famous" in high school and last night I was a trending topic on Facebook. Looks like I won.

Middle school*

Congratulations

I was voted that, too.

But it was just because I was a tiny nerd who looked like Bill Gates

Wanna get doxed and compare?

T U R K I S H T R I C K E R Y

Nah, I'm already self-doxxed. Dont work.

I still don't know why I was voted that.

They probably couldn't find anyone else to put.