Message from @Eli Mosley

Discord ID: 324948676873027585


2017-06-15 16:26:39 UTC  

numbers don't lie

2017-06-15 16:26:59 UTC  

This is what I supposed.

2017-06-15 16:27:04 UTC  

alt media audiences are growing exponentially, and mainstream media audiences are falling off a cliff

2017-06-15 16:27:07 UTC  

and then i'll make you sandwiches.

2017-06-15 16:27:12 UTC  

>not leaving food already prepared somewhere where his manbrain can find it

2017-06-15 16:27:17 UTC  

What?!?! Multiple!?!?!

2017-06-15 16:27:25 UTC  

It's like my birthday or sometbinfv

2017-06-15 16:27:41 UTC  

That's at least two, and as much as several! @Eli Mosley

2017-06-15 16:27:57 UTC  

@Eli Mosley she doesn't love you until she makes you baked clams tbh

2017-06-15 16:28:18 UTC  

>baked clams
I think that's Eli's job though, hohohoho!

2017-06-15 16:28:24 UTC  

She is such a good girl. She is actually totally getting internet setup while making me a sandwich lllol

2017-06-15 16:28:50 UTC  

why aren't you doing internet

2017-06-15 16:28:59 UTC  

Because it's her house lol

2017-06-15 16:29:06 UTC  

Your girl seems exceedingly pleasant, Eli.

2017-06-15 16:29:17 UTC  

@Barcode most of the grills in the movement are

2017-06-15 16:29:22 UTC  

at least that I know

2017-06-15 16:29:32 UTC  

Key word being *most*.

2017-06-15 16:29:39 UTC  

nothing is perfect

2017-06-15 16:29:42 UTC  

i'm the one excluded :3

2017-06-15 16:29:57 UTC  

@queenarchitect actually, you're not the one i had in mind haha

2017-06-15 16:30:01 UTC  

Some are fucking insane or insanely autistic.

2017-06-15 16:30:04 UTC  

i can think of 2 tbh

2017-06-15 16:30:08 UTC  

That's because they're taken well care of, at least, as much as a woman should if she's doing her job.

2017-06-15 16:30:10 UTC  

hmmmmm

2017-06-15 16:30:16 UTC  

Positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement

2017-06-15 16:30:25 UTC  

eli do you know how to operate an oven?

2017-06-15 16:30:27 UTC  

Pavlov's doggo

2017-06-15 16:30:44 UTC  

if you're good to a good woman, they'll be good to you

2017-06-15 16:31:00 UTC  

it's a simple concept that's been all but erased by modernity

2017-06-15 16:31:33 UTC  

Throw meat on a fire @Eli Mosley

2017-06-15 16:31:46 UTC  

This is factual. But you have to know what being good means, y'know.

2017-06-15 16:31:49 UTC  

im getting to that vanguard settle down

2017-06-15 16:32:36 UTC  

I know how to cook.

2017-06-15 16:32:39 UTC  

Lmao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/324949337694011400/Screenshot_20170615-123221.png

2017-06-15 16:32:41 UTC  

But why

2017-06-15 16:33:03 UTC  

Wasn't there a dirty bonb threat?

2017-06-15 16:33:07 UTC  

if you have a stockpile of frozen pies you dont need a woman to make you a sandwich every time

2017-06-15 16:33:17 UTC  

you know, like emergencies

2017-06-15 16:33:22 UTC  

like when the woman is shopping

2017-06-15 16:33:28 UTC  

Or birthing

2017-06-15 16:33:35 UTC  

Also. Fun fact of the day: I was voted "most likely to become famous" in high school and last night I was a trending topic on Facebook. Looks like I won.