Message from @Eli Mosley

Discord ID: 324952738565718016


2017-06-15 16:41:26 UTC  

REEE I hate it when someone calls you and you call back like 2 min later and it goes to voice mail

2017-06-15 16:41:35 UTC  

LIKE WTF

2017-06-15 16:41:45 UTC  

I jnoe that feel

2017-06-15 16:41:51 UTC  

there are people in this server who dont boil their hot dogs

2017-06-15 16:41:58 UTC  

keep an eye out

2017-06-15 16:42:08 UTC  

this whole best thing must be a seppo thing

2017-06-15 16:42:25 UTC  

@Vanguard i despise phones, mostly for this reason

2017-06-15 16:42:39 UTC  

@Campin' Carl it's a high school yearbook content creation thing

2017-06-15 16:42:54 UTC  

AHHH HAHAHAH

2017-06-15 16:42:56 UTC  

IM crying

2017-06-15 16:43:23 UTC  

campin carl, most likely to shoot up the school

2017-06-15 16:43:36 UTC  

someone once told me theyd keep an eye on the news for that

2017-06-15 16:43:45 UTC  

jokes on them, we cant even get guns here

2017-06-15 16:43:52 UTC  

h-ha ha

2017-06-15 16:45:07 UTC  

I have the best hair now. Anyone who disagrees is basically challenging me to a hair off which means we keep hitting our hair together until the other one dies.

2017-06-15 16:45:21 UTC  

@Campin' Carl they had you mistaken for Samuel Al-Haid

2017-06-15 16:45:27 UTC  

by hair you mean padding right?

2017-06-15 16:45:43 UTC  

No. I have the best hair.

2017-06-15 16:45:58 UTC  

If you disagree we are gonna have to smack heads together.

2017-06-15 16:46:05 UTC  

No pads

2017-06-15 16:46:10 UTC  

You ded

2017-06-15 16:46:18 UTC  

nigga i can break brick walls with my head

2017-06-15 16:46:45 UTC  

Dude. My head is 25.5 inches.

2017-06-15 16:46:55 UTC  

Finally measured it last night.

2017-06-15 16:46:55 UTC  

around or across?

2017-06-15 16:47:00 UTC  

in what dimension

2017-06-15 16:47:03 UTC  

Around.

2017-06-15 16:47:13 UTC  

what is it across?

2017-06-15 16:47:22 UTC  

Idk. Nora will have to do that.

2017-06-15 16:47:27 UTC  

@queenarchitect 88th dimension, obviously. He's the judenjager.

2017-06-15 16:47:42 UTC  

My head kills commies.

2017-06-15 16:47:49 UTC  

I can't wait to headbutt one one day

2017-06-15 16:47:52 UTC  

It'll be hilarious.

2017-06-15 16:48:05 UTC  

In self defense.

2017-06-15 16:48:10 UTC  

remember to use your forehead

2017-06-15 16:48:26 UTC  

not the back of your head

2017-06-15 16:48:30 UTC  

I sent two people to the hospital in my life with my head.

2017-06-15 16:49:30 UTC  

you seppos are the gun experts, is this an ak-47 or a type 56 or something else https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCYCXYkUMAIoZMl.jpg

2017-06-15 16:49:44 UTC  

the attached bayonet makes me think type 56

2017-06-15 16:49:49 UTC  

those chinks have those spike bayonets

2017-06-15 16:50:14 UTC  

hey i was right