My dog's face when

(she smelled a hot dog from the concession stand)

lmao explained the Sam Hyde meme at dinner

mom thinks its hilarious

Oh OK

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I was gonna say don't explain on dates memes it makes you look weird.

If I wasn't so devilishly handsome I wouldn't get away with this shit. But I'm Broducer Kenny. I do what I want.

Lol women are not hard to navigate in the least

@Hand Banana poodles are the gayest dogs

@SLUG2_ how does it feel to not only be short and ugly, but to also be so wrong that everyone questions your intelligence

@Hand Banana i wish i had a cool dog and a cool son

I don't know, how does it feel convo?

s-shut up

poodles were actually a working dog but have been made into a faggy accesory now

@Vanguard i talked about white shariah with my mom over lunch
she didnt like it very much

what do

REEEEEEEEEEE KILL THOTS

why would you do that lol

The typical patches of fur on a poodle were to help it swim, but still keep it warm enough, I believe?

As it was used as a hunting dog

guy I knew from college his wife legit sent me her tits on instagram messager story thing

send her back a pic of a woman in a burqa

RRREEEEEEEEEEEE THOTS GET OUT

@badtanman my brother was arguing with me

she overheard and joined the argument

So tired of eating Jello/Applesauce/mashedpotatoes/soup.

and tell her to get the fuck in the kitchen before you forward it to your friend

@SwiFT shit what happened

No one has ever wanted to just eat a sandwhich as much as I do right now

wisdom teeths

bretty much I dont think they bone anymore and she wants another kid

@Vanguard you are such a fucking degenerate

why do you have private conversations with another mans wife

nigga I just had an IG alert and opened it

>call friend
>hey friendo start doing your wife right this instant you queer
>goodbye

when i got mine removed i lived off of watermelon sherbert

Had 5 teeth extracted. One was impacted wisdom tooth and the molar next to it. Left a big wound. Got dry socket. Will take weeks to heal. Sucks. @Convo

I was literally eating dinner and had 2 notifications, did dishes and walked up stairs

@SwiFT same
got those chimpmunk cheeks?

was unsolicited tit pic