good thing it's just a meme otherwise I'd be 🤔 at the guys who say whites are too fat (true) but go after "thicc" (fat before 25 years old, obese after) latinas

wow I just wasted 30 seconds of life thinking and typing that

@northern_confederate ikr

>wake up
>1 missed call
>mushroom monarch

lol

>be me
>wake up
>one missed call
>lauren southern
>nope, I don't talk to men

>be me
>wake up
>one missed call
>Craig
>thanks Craig

fuckin' craig

>be me
>wake up
>one voicemail
>john is trying to get ahold of leah because his mom 'had another one' and she needs to be taken to the hospital
>feel bad because wrong number

🤔

gotta work on that transcription apple

do i answer next time?

>be me
>wake up
>pray that this doesnt happen again

he's called me three times since yesterday

yeah let him know its the wrong number

text him

or swing a chicken around to transfer her mother's sins

@everyone https://twitter.com/thechefgoyardee/status/875724169371103233

lol imagine being in a situation where you say this:

ree send

panzerfaust is aids

lol i know but complaining about plagiarizing old shit

like don't plagiarize the bible man

i hope to meet halberstram one day

discuss thicc thots over wine

truly a man of refined taste

i could tell by his voice tbh

more like invite thicc thots over and chug box wine from a 711 cup before you get herpes

in your case the last part doesn't apply

f-fucc u

Panzerfaust is the high t version of Infocat

ur a burgah

ur not polish

I'd test 100% polish if I swabbed my benis instead of my cheek

fact: you cannot disprove this

its true

@mushroommonarch pls inspect his penis 4 me

oh fug

penis inspection is where the alt right draws the line apparently