Solution: okay so since I'm the problem I'm gonna bow out of getting married, dating, buying shit for women, and having sex. You have nothing in the way to fix your problems now.

Yes

^^basically my father calling me "gay"

@YourWallets

#ChristmasSells

Don't eat the yellow snow

Frick

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/485375862397468673/526229347154264074/eaa8aad.jpg

My mind = exploded because of confusion

they had killed a dude

so they had a mans body

Oh

I swear this is not edited

Apparently this was on the menu

Drink and drive :+1:

I'm craving some Congress masala while I drink and drive

"I don't need it. *I don't need it.* ***I NEEEEED IT***"

id fuck a goldfish

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLmKnitPtZI

@Happy Humble Hermit why are you the way that you are?