I'm Asian, I've got my own

lmao

@1000 JEWS im playing video games rn and you sent literal essays to me i cant respond to that man you need to call in or something

It's 11:30 here

Not the 25th yet

Yeah my last girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt, so I put it in three times and punched her in the face

30more mins and we can merry happy all over again

👌

@°°° lmao

im staying up waiting for the fat fuck in the red suit to try and eat my cookies--I'm gonna blow his brains out and post it on 4chan

@Happy Humble Hermit K, just wanted to know if you got it. Make sure my DM's were working.

😄

What's better, Madelos or Coors?

Neither

Nigga, what are you into shots?

No

But at that point I'd rather drink water

Black beaute Porter is really good

Bro you always drink water in between beers

But you didn't list that

Gotta keep yourself hydrated

I never drink water in between beers

So neither, is my choice

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@Whats gay anymore You like the pain in the morning then?? lol

ok

He's probably still young

The pains always there in the morning that's why I drink

And has fully functional kidneys and liver

drugs are bad

Agreed

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Use in moderation

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that never works

Drugs are like a cash advance

I work out a lot so my body is sensitive as fuck to alchohol

Fun at first, but the interest is hell

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I don't smoke though. Drink every now and then. I'm just drinking cause it's Christmas now

I'd go with Modelo then