Message from @_Sitzkrieg
Discord ID: 624820767489523752
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No it's because im lazy and just cum at the blanket
If you fap at your desk you are an animal
then i flip it over
Bruh
Yeah fr
I can’t nut standing either
Mobile lying down
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Or on the toilet at a fixed angle
^
the only two true positions
I must spread my skull
Based homeless wank
Toilet nuts are the most ergonomic
You can just nut directly in to the bowl
y’all weird
or just cum in the shower
Then flush it
I came once in an international flight
inb4 gotta fucking clean the shower now
I can’t nut in the shower either
I only jerk off in the restroom when the showers on
So nobody can hear
I can only nut laying down
go to the doctor
I just take a shower/bath mix when I'm lazy
get help
proffesional help
stand jacking is gay
So you've never nutted during sex in missionary/doggy?
Just lie down and accept death
I tried to nut standing once while getting succ and just couldn’t do it
Had to lay down
I nut handstanding
Bruh
Skeep fucked his dick up
I have a low sex drive to start with
I knew it